Leisurely Scribbles (part 5) (Part 1)

LIVED,you ozzie gonk reject,not LIVES. [tut]

LBGT an’all are fine by me,gumboil. I don’t give a hoot who loves who.
Love,not war,dude. Perhaps if you put yer teeth in,had this years annual wash,stopped blowin’ yer massive conk on yer shirt,or even just stopped setting light to your farts,you MIGHT get a boyfriend!

This is true, once in an office I worked in, I was conversing with a lady, many years my senior, about a Pub called “The Cock Inn”, just a couple of miles beyond the city boundary, out in the country. she lived right on the boundary, and said, when I was a young girl, I was very familiar with the Cock Area,…of course being a gentleman, I let it go.:lol:

YOU,sir,are a true gent.
That scrofulous degenerate from Aussieland would still be cackling about it to this day…

you’ve always missed so many opportunities haven’t you spittie and that’s why you are left holding ya jackhammer !!

What is the topic today?
I know the Hung Drawn and Quartered pub in London.

Not so, au contraire, one can be guilty of squeezing “Too Many” opportunities in a short space of time.:lol:

Pug is a good judge of character.:slight_smile:

he can’t even spell the word “karacteer” can you Pugs??

Yess ai kenn…sow shuttitt!

yes but that don’t make you a good judge does it? judges have to study very hard for many years before they can be judges!!

Ok, Now back to our favourite places.
I do love Christchurch, it is steeped in history.

Christchurch Priory.

Christchurch Priory

Christchurch Priory is an ecclesiastical parish and former priory church in Christchurch in the English county of Dorset (formerly in Hampshire). It is one of the longest parish churches in the country and is larger than 21 English Anglican Cathedrals.

Early history

The story of Christchurch Priory goes back to at least the middle of the 11th century, as Domesday says there was a priory of 24 secular canons here in the reign of Edward the Confessor. The Priory is on the site of an earlier church dating from 800AD. In 1094 a chief minister of William II, Ranulf Flambard, then Dean of Twynham, began the building of a church. Local legend has it that Flambard originally intended the church to be built on top of nearby St. Catherine’s Hill but during the night all the building materials were mysteriously transported to the site of the present priory. Although in 1099 Flambard was appointed Bishop of Durham, work continued under his successors. A mid-12th century account recording the legend of the Christchurch Dragon indicates that by 1113 the new church was nearing completion under Dean Peter de Oglander. By about 1150 there was a basic Norman church consisting of a nave, a central tower and a quire extending eastwards from the crossing. It was during this period that another legend originated, that of the miraculous beam, which is thought to have brought about the change in the name of the town from Twynham to the present day Christchurch, but in fact the two names both featured in a grant dated AD 954 (‘juxta opidum Twinam, id est, Cristescirce’).

boring boring - bring on more dancing boys - you know those guys from Thailand - you know those ladyboys - yummy yummy - rub pugsies tummy!

I try to leave a post for each of those that post here you know.
Back to pubs then-

never done it by gaslight - wots it like spittie??

it’s how he met his old flame,gummy!

well I’ve heard of gummy old flames and the art of flaming under cover but spittie flaming about - hard to believe - does he carry a ighter??

This one?

the secret waking up pleasure!!

is there a pub called " cock sure" cos I sure feel like a bit of a cock sometimes!!

How about this one.