pirates of penzance?
ah pugsie’s come back to see us all!! - play dat drum pugs!!
now that’s a way to lose a lot of money!
Hey Sweetie, is it true Ivor Biggun was very popular with the Ladies from Littlehampton, lucky sod, That’s Life.
Spitty, I wouldn’t post your real name if I was you:mrgreen:
Aha!
One has the place to oneself-which is as it should be,you human detritus,you.
Now - one just needs to let the world know the truth about that gumbud cove…
Ok-so this is as reported to oneself by the senior investigating officer …
six weeks ago,gumbud bought a new foam memory mattress.
TWO weeks ago,it started blackmailing him…
YUK!
Oh,that poor mattress-one dreads to even contemplate what it’s witnessed…
That’s fairy nuff,Sweetie Gorgeous Pie…
…[but gumbud was alone in the bed with an ipad…]
as I said - YUK!
Now you know very well that in posting that, he will now start on you:mrgreen:
I cannot get between the two of you, I would get lost in transit:mrgreen:
Is she a Saint, just saying because she has a very holy face.
We watched the racing today in old Ted Burke’s house, it was his turn to provide the goodies for the afternoon, and well he can afford it too the miserable old git, he owns six properties in my locality and to look at him you’d give him a penny, saves every euro he gets, don’t know who he’s going to leave it all to, he has no family, but it won’t be the dogs home for sure. 
Anyway today to give him credit he laid on a fine spread for the ten of us, it was a good day.
He was sitting beside me for most of the time, he had something on his mind and was trying to get up the courage to confide in me, I have a sort of St. Anthony face that people like to trust, worse fools them.:-)
After a few brandies he opened up as I knew he would, God isn’t drink the great leveller, rich man poor man beggar man thief, everyone’s equal after a few jars.
It seems his new wife who’s only half his age brought her dog to live with them when they married a few months ago, nothing strange about that says you, well the dog is a German Shepard and he sleeps at the end of her bed, anytime Ted tries to get into the bed the dog growls viciously at him and he has to retreat to his own room, had I any suggestions he asked. God forgive me but all I could do was burst out laughing. He was not amused and after swearing me to secrecy he went over to annoy someone else. I keep laughing every time I think of him sneaking into her bedroom and the beast chasing him out again, serves him right dirty old devil.
Phyllis just asked me what am I laughing at, “Sorry love, but i’m sworn to secrecy”
Never seen Gummy looking so Racked Off.
Poor Jem having to keep that secret.
I would have advised he left a bone outside the door.
there is some nasty; very nasty shinanagins goin on on on on here and I must report them to the mods and rockers!! - or is the the suppers and the gruffers ? or maybe the pegs and the sags??
Well you saw my face:mrgreen:
Good Night Possums.
ear ear - I’m NOT a possum [ said in his best smike milligan voice - hello possums] no I’m a koala - ever had ya koala tweeked ? or ya kanga banged - I used to know a rapper called ‘bangrapped’!!
Strangely enough one of my favourite films is “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” very entertaining. When it came out first on video my son bought it for me as a present, I sometimes look at at it and still enjoy it, It brings back happy memories of when my two adult grandsons were kids and we all watched it together, my little 5 year old grandson loves it too. He’s living in Italy now with his parents and I miss him terrible.
I loved Bob Hoskins in films, met him once in a pub here back in the 1980’s when he was making a picture, nice down to earth fella and a lover of the craic.
Who could ever forget the lovely Jessica Rabbit.
I’m off to Ascot now for the rest of the afternoon.