Leisurely Scribbles (part 5) (Part 1)

Good Night Pommy Granits

pommy granits indeed - get the mincing machine out and we’ll make mincemeat of her!!:wink:

You have to catch me first:mrgreen:

it takes a sprat to catch a mackerel!

oh Jem just in case you didn’t see it in the sports section - your very very famous rugby team - that is the Irish rugby team took a trouncing down udder against the wallabies - sowwy!!

Big fish, little fish - Cardboard box:mrgreen:

Have you lot seen this film?

don’t fink so - wot’s it about! - watching escape to the continent - large eco house on a mountain with snow still around - Italy!! - god I’d got for that if possible!!

ibruso??

No, it is a true story about how he fooled people. You should watch it.

no no it’s aufentic!! - on every bloody weak!! - and they go everywhere!!

it’s about a geezer what says “Sod this workin’ lark. I’m gonna be a conman ‘n’ steal stuff ‘n’ pretend I’m important ‘n’ spend money I stole”! So he moves to Australiana,coz they ain’t fussy there as long as y’got a carry-out with yer and changes his name to gumbu…here-hang onnaminute?!?!?!?

wot R you talkin about the filum or the escape to the country??

YES!

One of those…well done,Dimbo!

[smirk]

You are right Pugsy Bear.:slight_smile:

You I think:mrgreen:

wot fread am I’m in right now? is it the car one or the ‘back to kitchen chat’ one or perhaps - pugs goes to bollywood?

Bollywood stuff is ok,but must they make such a song ‘n’ dance about it?!?

Good for them Gummy, nice to see yis can do some things right now and then down there.:smiley:
As you well know racing is my only sport.
Hey wasn’t there something about a big fully grown Aussie cricket player crying because he was caught rubbing a ball with sandpaper?, I prefer baby wipes myself.:smiley:

Jem,you must know my friend Roamy…she is also a Dubliner,living close to the Liffey,has a cracking sense of humour,is beautiful…and has a preference for carrying babywipes in her handbag. So-VERY like yerself,y’handsome chunk of Ladykiller,so y’are…

Oh Pug!, and I didn’t think you cared!;-):slight_smile: Kindly give my regards to my fellow Dubliner.:wink:

I have to tiptoe around Sweetie on a Saturday, in case she has a hangover after her Friday special.;-):slight_smile:

Googie Withers, anyone remember her? Well I do, and I thought she was beautiful.
Born in Pakistan in 1911 she died in Sydney Australia in 2011, she was married to actor John McCallum an Australian.
When I was serving my apprenticeship my tutor, a middled aged Jewish chap, told me a story about the actress when she was in her heyday.
It seems she had a fanatical female admirer from Devon who was forever writing to her for beauty tips, Miss Withers was becoming fed up with this and one day she sent the fan a letter asking her would she truly like to look like her. The fan was over the moon with joy and posted back that indeed she would, what do I have to do? “You must have a bath first then don’t dry off with a towel, just stand naked in front of a coal fire” When the fan received the letter she didn’t really understand it and wrote back “Yes I will do all that, but how long do I have to stand in front of the fire?” Back came the simple reply “Until your Googie Withers”:smiley:

Timing is everything, Andrew Ridgeley is my hero.

Shhh I’m not here.:wink:
I’m just looking at the wobbly walls.:mrgreen: