Ah.
RJ deciding to ‘give it a miss’ for a while is being placed as blame on my shoulders?
Apologies. You can inform RJ he has the floor.
That pesticular mong known as Pug has vacated RJ’s throne.
whooooooassssshhh…
NOT AT ALL PUG!!!
Not your fault - Stop blaming yourself !!!
omg that’s very helpful - magnification that’s the name of the game??
Will Scribblers ever amalgamate?
Not if it’s left to me.
Folks should never amalgamate!
amalgamum
amalgami
amalgadee
amalgaeye
I think it’s stickin at last - let’s stick together fgs! RJ!!! fetch the scribbling pad PLEASE!!!
RJ may be Free falling.
RJ was a fine looking young gentleman, but, that is not always enough, he may have got complacent, and that costs years.
Just supposition.!!
well I think it’s all a bit petty??
free fallin in a wheelchair can be risky?
Risk, is everything, but, have a Rusk first, very reassuring, before leaving the Crib.
man cannot live on rusk alone - too big a risk in life - now prawns on the barbie are a different thing - especially 6 inch ones ! put another prawn on the barbie dawl!! and can ya open me another beer - me hands are full at the mo playin wiv a spitfire??
Stop talking behind his Back.
Maybe we should try Susan’s.
I have a lazy Susan.
is there any other kind? - playing with a lazy susan on a sunny afternoon - kinks heh?
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oh Jem will you have a word with 'im he is wearing my gold plated tiara again without permission.
Now had you said he was wearing an 18ct. tiara, or even an 9ct. one I would have politely asked my old mate Pug to hand it back to you Gummy, but only a cheapskate would wear a gold plated or rolled gold tiara, not interested in your junk jewellery, tink yo…next please!;-)
Be God this weather is smashing, a man could get used to this, another few days of it still to come I believe, whatever vitamin the Sun gives out agrees with me, I’ve never felt better in a long time, no wonder your so bright and full of beans Gummy with all that Sun yis have out there.
Paddy got a job on a building site in Camden town, his digs were nice enough but the landlady had no imagination when it came to breakfast, the only meal he took in the house, she kept giving him beans every morning. He was a gentle type and didn’t want to offend her by asking her for a change. Eventually he got so depressed that he threw himself off the top of one of the high rise buildings he was working on, it was quite near his digs, A crowd gathered and a copper was taking notes as he stood over Paddy’s body, “Anyone know this man?” he asked. “Yes constable, he lodges with me” said the landlady. “Was he depressed or anything when he left for work today Ma’am?” “Not in the least, why he was full of beans”
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all together now - GROAN !!!
Normality is back - Bless you all x
Jem we’re all hangin out at the candy bar with cuban ladies and free drinks - cum over - we won’t tell Phyllis!! - well not immediately!!
KEEP IN TIME
Shadows slide along the wall
In a hushed silhouette parade
And meet in the corners of this hall
And gather in pools of shade.
Keep in time to the truth inside your heart, my dear,
It doesn’t lie.
We all have days in which every way seems wrong, my dear,
That’s just the way.
All I know is that I will show you
Love till I die.
Caught inside an hourglass
Sifting through sands of time
Each grain holds a memory
And like dust in light they shine
Keep in time to the truth inside your heart, my dear,
It doesn’t lie.
We all have days in which every way seems wrong, my dear,
That’s just the way.
All I know is that I will show you
Love till I die.
Sam Misner
can we keep these things private please?? 
I told you not to mention the baby or show baby photos - now we’re done for!
Jem this is NOT what it might seem - I’ll explain it later on the Lippy bridge!! OK??