Gummy If my memory serves me right I think that chap is Len, he’s a musician and a member here, I think he’s fitting a string or strings to his guitar, give me my prize please. 
God man your getting very nosey in yer old age, sneaking around the forum snatching snaps, we’ll have to find a hobby for ya, would ya not consider taking up the didgeridoo?, keep you out of mischief anyway.
Remember that film "The Jerk’?
Well I was reading about the dangers of the new curved TV and monitor screens, according to Dr. I. Turner of the institute of advanced medicine, watching a curved screen for at least 3 hours daily will make your eyes begin to turn inward, sort of like your two eyes trying to look at your nose at the same time, he reckons after five years of this your eyes will stay that way. that’s it for me, I’m getting rid of my curved screen monitor before I go cockeyed, God knows I’m bad enough as it is.
Oh I say:shock:
I have a flat screen, but plenty of other curves.
I did have a didgy but gave it to the lad as his inheritance! - cost me about $350
show us ya flat screen AND ya other curves SP - wow come on boys - striptease coming on!:shock:
Cheeky devil! I will strip your wallpaper.
can I watch - I understand the stripping process involves the rapid movement of gluteus maximus msucles - ooerr!
There was a young man from Australia,
Who’s bum was tattoed like a dahlia,
The pattern was fine,
The colour divine,
But the smell - now there was the failure
There once was a wonderful wizard,
Who had a fierce pain in his gizzard,
He drank wind and snow,
At fifty below,
And farted a forty mile blizzard.
sweetie pie go and wash your mouth out with soup and water - I will now have to call an emergency scribbles meeting to discuss this matter - JEM!!!
Was it the wallpaper paste???
watch it Jem - I’m goin to your photo album now - hope you haven’t got anything there that Phyllis hasn’t cleared??
no it was your poor quality poetry - even spittie can do better!!
love those black dudes - NO one can sing the way they do and treat their women the way they do to!! - cool man/wo
Come on, we are due a Mask change.
Can a tele box, of any designation, deliver Facts?
“watch it Jem - I’m goin to your photo album now - hope you haven’t got anything there that Phyllis hasn’t cleared”
No fears there Gummy oul son, my darling Philly and I have no secrets.
I don’t usually look at peoples profiles meself unless I’m answering a PM, but I might just have a gander at yours sometime, if there’s anything juicy there I’ll find it, believe me. ;-)
How come when folks say ‘Been there and got the tee-shirt’ we never get to see a snap of them wearing the said tee-shirt?, for all we know they may not have been there at all, just saying like, we have to take their word for it I suppose.;-):-)
I brought a sack of empty beer cans to the depot for recycling earlier, my good deed for the day.
Everyone’s gone water drinking crazy over here with the heat, lagging around flagon sized plastic bottles of it up in the park and along the canal walks, when they are finished with them they throw them anywhere they like. This plastic thing has been let go too far, the whole bloody world is made of it now, and even the fish in the sea are being choked.:shock:
There’s a chap I know who works for the RSPCA and he was telling me at lunchtime over a pint that a few weeks ago a Swan on the Royal Canal choked on a condom, I‘m not kiddin, some people don’t give a damn how they dispose of their junk, another Swan had an arrow through it’s neck where some idiot shot it with a crossbow, fortunately they managed to save the bird. Beautiful graceful creatures are the Swans on the canal, a canal is not a canal without Swans in my opinion.
Broombridge on the Royal Canal, a very old bridge indeed, I learned to swim beneath it when I was 8, from right to left with my big brother waiting to catch me on the other side, he was a terrific swimmer rest his soul.
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