Sweaty Palms?
Is that an exclusive ‘gated community’ of Palm Springs,Miss Pea?
Watch out on the Miss Pea, there is a new Pea on the block. Introductions do you never look Pluggy?
“Sweaty Palms”? Sounds like an exclusive resort for moneylenders.
There are many coincidences.
Makes us wonder.
There are two I’s in coincidences.
You know, a long time ago, nah it don’t matter.
I can still remember how the music used to make me dance.
oeer dear pugsie’s done a faux pas : pugsie’s done a faux pas and one more time pugsie’s done a faux pas!!
you naughty naughty bear how could you dream of referring to our delightful; delectable and gorgeous SWEETIE PIE as MISS xxx - i can’t even repeat the word - spit it out you naughty bear - I do hope you know how to apologize in the appropriate manner with much grovelling?? - on ya knees laddie on ya knees!!
gumbud 1 - pugsie 0 
Good Night lovelies.
See you all tomorrow.
AND there are two eyes in spitfire but he often doesn’t look out for where he is going!!
AND two U in gumbud - and that means I can keep an I;I on U; U!
I think we have a double tremble here!:shock:
LISSUNUPP,dork!
MISS Pea,is a bestowed impersonal yet directional personified reference title,regarding both assumed persona pertaining to this forum,plus acknowledging the actuality of the differential between that assumed persona and the actuality,whilst including reference AND deference to gender,in oblique and non-specific classification,pertinent to realities beyond the inferences bestowed by the internet.
Indupitably,the mental convolutions required to consider imponderables necessitates pituitary indoctrines be free-flowing-however in your case,the visible inability to induct into your cerebrum any form of parabolic address designates a total deficiency of cerebral dexterity. GOTTIT,punk?!?
Pug-10 + a free kick…gumbud-sfa.
that goobleguck won’t get you anywhere - ya just playing with words to deflect the slings of arrows and bad fortunes - now tell me dork - if miss sweet pea comes on this site will you perchance refer to her as miss sweetie pie and continue to refer to miss sweetie pie as sweet pea?
you are gettin your peas mixed up with ya pies sweaty palms
you have not addressed the faux pas at all and we are all waiting especially sweetie pie - I know what I would rather have between a pie and a pea - but perhaps you like your morsels very small ?
gumbud 2 pugsie still 0
there’s only one way to score a goal and reverse the scores pugsie - and it involves something you seem incapable of performing and that is GROVELLING - on the hands and knees matey! 
your reading skills are very slow I notice??
Reading?
Is that like a gumbud dictating his texts to his therapist? As in,getting through whole pages of words without understanding any word containing more than four letters? Because without further clarification on your part,your diatribe falls upon parched ground,old boy. Oh,btw-when your carer reads this aloud to you,remind her it’s time for your prostate examination…I understand she’s been looking forward to this moment and has already put a good coating of axle-grease on the broomstick.
Moi,LOADS - bumbunkum,sfa.
[your go]
All I know is, it’s possible to be bursting for a Pea, not for a Pie, although, a Pie can be very enjoyable.
well it does sound that pugsie is bursting for a pea [ sweet] preferred and has pushed aside his sweetpie - just saying just saying !!
sweetie pie - extra counselling services are available if and when required - just let me know - you must be heartbroken and we all understand!
Watched the semis for Eurovision with the usual ‘shall I perform in a frock or not…and that’s just the men’.
Oz yelled her way through to make sure us Europeans heard her. Ireland scraped through and was banned immediately from being shown in Japan. A naughty boys thing.
The Danes for a win, never mind the rest. What can you say about those Danes with flashing eyes, long hair and sails a fluttering and even some foot stamping to boot.
No wonder we women enjoyed that pillaging stuff.
Oiy you two! Less of this argument over petit pois.
I prefer a sweet potato myself, they are so hard to peel though.
Why do children ask difficult questions?
I was asked today, why do we have flies. I suppose that this warmer weather has brought them buzzing through the open windows. Now I know you lot like your films, so The Fly came to mind. I do believe on this occasion I have seen the old film as well as the remake. Any thoughts?
I will not have your good name besmirched with peas - you are fully grown wholesome PIE with mushrooms and carrots and tatties! NO PEAS!
this man 'e insult yu - I smack 'is cheek wiva my leather glove and challenge 'im to pistols drawn at dawn!! avente!