Maybe Jem has ownership.
who Knows?
Better U tubes then U bends.
better U nited or U nicorned - or U nique??
GIVE ME AMBIGUITY!!!
…or…y’know…something a bit like it…or,something else entirely…
OH!..and just thought you might be interested to know,the book about gorillas I’ve been writing for the last two years is finally finished and about to be published!!!
It’s be in the shops in Silverback version next week!
well I would like to share with the viewers that I wanted a career as a trapeze artist - but just couldn’t get the hang of it!
ah ah ah - here’s pugsie ‘gorilla’ wugsie - bet ya glad ya back with all ya friends and not mixin with those hoity toity booksellars from old London Town. 
someone said you’d forgotten where the bridge was - I said never he’s a bridge master:
Spades A K Q J
Hearts A K Q
Diam A K Q
Clubs A K Q
You can make 7 NT against any bidding
ps: pugsie sweetie pie has been hangin out for ya - practically droolin - much to our disg… we’ll discuss this later!
Good morning chums, or as they said back in the day
Eloi Eloi Eloi !
I am concerned that we may be overdoing our own personal inner Morlock.
My thanks for the Honeycomb Robert. A tasty reminder of good times long gone… 
Morlocks. There was a saying you "had the face only a mother could love ". Poor old Morlocks, with faces like that no wonder they have inner demons but someone has to love em. 
I watched an old 1960’s film “The Lost World” yesterday, not bad for it’s time, it passed an hour and a half pleasantly enough for me. Didn’t Spike Mulligan write in one of his fairy tales “And they got married on the following yesterday and never looked back” loveable nutcase that he was.
Love that actor Michael Rennie, he’s a sight for upset stomachs, all 6’4” of him. Pity about Michael’s sudden death, he also missed out on a few quid advertising money, Gary Lineker was in like Flynn with his salt and vinegar crisps, Mick could have been on a nice little earner with the Rennies digestion tablets.
Thinking of Morlocks, my ugly cousin Helen has an unusual job in a hospital…turning stomachs.
Here’s an old rhyme we used to recite as kids, I have no idea of it’s origin.
I’ve a pain in me belly said Dr. Kelly
Rub it with oil said Dr. Doyle
Is that a good cure said Dr. Moore
Tis in me sh.te said Dr. White.
This one Jem? I have never seen it.
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An ugly cousin Jem?
This a relief to hear it for I too, though from a truly handsome family of forebears, had an ugly cousin. In Bognor Regis.
No wonder the then Prince Regent whilst flouncing along the seafront cried out
" Bugger Bognor". To which the populous retorted “Who’s your fat friend?” an uncouth reference to his companion Beau Brummell. or possibly to the future king himself.
My ugly cousin was so ugly that when the paper bag was taken off of her head so she could gulp the fresh a breeze along the seashore, where she sold sea shells dreadful things happened… horses bolted, their eyes bloodshot, their mouths frothing, dogs were sick and down and out tossed themselves in to the path of oncoming no .9 buses.
Where was I ?
on top of the No 9 bus??
talk to robert he’ll fix it up!
Young Robert has enough to be dealing with, so stop delegating:lol:
HA! That’s YOU told,sonny.
Consider yourself severely finger-wagged. You’re lucky-it could well have been the ‘‘folded-arms and tapping-foot’’…you’d know you were really in the shiANYWAY,you got off lightly!
Do you think he’s sulking Pugsy Bear?
This is the ghost of Christmas’s past for me, Christmas Eve at 1.30 in the morning, I have found my way home and my house purely by instinct, I scramble up the stairs to be greeted by this loving sight, ah well somebody had to keep me in line in those happy days.
Yes Sweetie that was the very film, I found it strange to see Claude Rains sporting a red beard, lousy dye job.
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Jem!!!
Naughty boy, if your wifey sees that!!!