was that widow murphy letting out the moan or phyllis? fancy pushing a young girl up against a hedge - yes you were fashioned very old - I guess you wanted her all hedged in heh?
reminds me of that ‘crack’ - “have you ever heard a hormone?”
bo bom!
Jem, it wasn’t a stick in the bush, Gummy was in there.
I’m flabaghasted - me flab has never been so ghasted - and I do apologize dear Jem for the upstart from warick - shire who has as much diplomacy as a navvie jackhammer !;-)
I never lurked around the hedges of Dublin to be sure to be sure - spittie I’ll see you later on sat evening at the firemans ball - I understand you will be displaying yours??:shock::shock:
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very smart Jem lad - love those hush puppie slippers - wow - we used to call them hedge creepers back in the '60s
;-)
I maydo, but I’ll be giving the Privet Hedge a wide berth.
there’s a hidden message in here - I just wish I could fathom it out - a wide berth takes up many fathoms I understand so maybe the secret message is in davey jones locker??
Oh dear too many spitties can spoil many hedged bets - now there is something that Jem knows about - hedged bets heh Jem?
You are getting confused with a Wide Gerth, now don’t go getting urban.
My knees are trembling:mrgreen:
don’t you mean wide girth surely?
I once knew a girl chum called gerty
Who enjoyed how I did do the flirty
But she sure had a girth that me arm often skirt
But I never got gerthy with gerty!
© gerty
yes I can see ya head shakin - ya makin me glasses fog up!
Dirty Gerty from number Thirty, nice bit of Skirty, Breasts Perty.
I once knew a man called Berty
He often looked up ones skirty
One day he got a shock
Whilst peering up a frock
For the girl was a man in a skirty
There was an old fellow called spittie
Considered himself very witty
But he oft lost the plot and in his cream found the clot
And he spread it around willy nilly
Willy nilly.
Dilly dilly.
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
Tapping at the window and crying through the lock,
Are all the children in their beds, it’s past eight o’clock?
spades queen sees diamonds jack and takes free willy?
That’s a whale of a thing to say.
wasn’t it twinned with a dolph?? OR a CA?
Listen ear Gummy Bear, not many get to free Willy.
A ‘listened ear’ always appeals to a gummy bear but freeing his willy is rather randomed and can be awfully silly!