OMg call that a stand - stop holding the wall up then and why are your legs creaking??
I grow weary by the minute.
OK now I have everyone’s attention here are a few oldies that are still standing too on the site!
Best yr I’ve ever had with…
I just can’t do without…
breast screening - I’ll leave that one to Pugsie bear - he’s usually abreast of things!
unwanted nasal hair - still hanging about…
wind farms - strangely still standing… so solo didn’t knock that one off too easily heh??
tossing a coin…brings tears to ya eyes don’t it just but I think even RJ can handle that one??
Goodnight Possums.
possums no one told me we had possums in here - brings out me hives!
well I’ll try a few while I’m waiting
Best yr I’ve ever had with… marylin monroe - I watched all her films!
I just can’t do without…you guessed marylin monroe
breast screening - I’ll leave that one to Pugsie bear - he’s usually abreast of things! - on second thoughts with marylin monroe!!
unwanted nasal hair - still hanging about….Urghh definitely not with marylin monroe
wind farms - strangely still standing… so solo didn’t knock that one off too easily heh??
tossing a coin…brings tears to ya eyes don’t it just but I think even RJ can handle that one?? with marylin monroe ??? yes that could have possibilities - bit like spin the bottle?
Oh,dear,bumbuddy…your therapist has been worried-now I see why.
After all,Marylin Munro’s ok - but Some Like it Hot. [boom,boom]
Oh-and the universes are INVERTIONAL,due to massless particles not being subject to ‘speed’,as by it’s very nature,speed requires time…and time,by definition,is an artificial construct of observational requirement…QED,a massless particle has no ‘speed’ limit,therefore it can occupy and theoretically,can be in more than one place and/or time simultaneously. You fick prat! [but I still love ya] MWAH!
I do believe I’ve been joined by a double-entendre, mercy!
Yes RJ, this is reminiscent of Pug, in that Pothole, Cracking one off!
yes pugsie is a cracker - did ya know he can pot a hole in one even if it is sort of cracked? I have even seen 'im crack a hole in one ; two; three and four!! he has a lovely putter don’t ya pugsie - go on get it out and show us ya putter!! 
- no not that one - the stainless steel one with the hard core?
Great film One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest with Jack Nicholson at his finest
It was apparently filmed on location at Oregon State Mental Hospital and dozens of the patients at the hospital were drafted in as extras.
Considering where is was being shot things didn’t always run smoothly and on one infamous occasion a patient jumped out of a third-floor window which had been left open by the film crew.
The following day, a waggish newspaper ran the headline: “One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest”.
I’ll let you take that one spittie?
Methinks I should have named this thread “The Cuckoo’s nest” they fly in and out of it all the time, or maybe the “The frying pan” for scribblers who like to fly off the handle now and then.
Seriously, it great to see you all in good form.
I was wondering if other animals besides us use a form of mathematics? I mean there are millions of different species on this planet and they all have to make homes for themselves, how do they calculate the measurements? Can they count for example?
Take the animal we probably know best, the dog, suppose Fido discovered a treasure of buried bones in a garden, he stuffs himself until he can eat no more, six bones are left in the hole. He wants to keep three for himself for later and let his best mate Rover have the other three so he digs another hole to hide his own three bones in. He goes back to his pal Rover and tells him where he found the stash of goodies, Rover finds them and eats them. I know dogs eat better food than just bones so bones are just by way of example, easier to count as well, I could have used minced meat, that would really confused them.
If that actually happened it would prove that Fido could not only add but also divide.:shock:
Awaits Pugs moon landing instructions.;-)
never mind awaiting Pug - I’ve got a problem - on MY site here I have the following invitation:
this is not a typical dating site
no fake profiles
no credit card reqd
girl will make first move
no girls have appeared or moved??
wot shall I do - Jem your the boss - TELL ME WHAT TO DO?? FGS
Actually Jem-if you were to study the construction of a honeycomb,or watch the construction of it,you’d see both mathematical prowess AND the understanding of how to erect a structure to it’s maximum capacity using the minimum of materials…all whilst utilising working time and workers to premium,that the hive be ready for use in the fastest and most efficient way possible. So,we humans have devised methods of sharing/division of ‘spoils’ that tend to favour the ‘sharer’…whereas the humble bee is truly socialist in both sharing AND division of labour when utilisation of limited space/means/workforce is required…good stuff,eh?
Just mebbe we humans should observe ‘n’ learn…
I feel your pain,RJ.
Just yesterday,a young lady asked me for a double-entendre…
…so I gave her one. [ta-da-boom]
dear Pugsie - I wish to erect my structure to it’s maximum capacity - can I use the method described above??
ITY ITY Ta!
I’ve been hearing stories of your erection-apparently it’s ‘disappointing’?
So whack it with a large hammer until it’s flat - then remember when having another try at an erection of ‘honeycomb’ [you DIRTY beast!] nature,that only the outside is singular in containment,so it needs to be stiff…all other internalisations are shared,thus have support from all sides to stay in position. See?
did ya hear the joke about the guy who was ‘singular in containment’ - oh well never mind…
Oh,WELL done gumbum!
I do so admire yooz comics who look SO happy as they deliver ‘one off the wrist’!