Are the Scribblers in their Oil Tot?
HOY! [bloody working-class oiks,all yattering away about utter nonsense…tut]
FIRST-and do TRY to pay attention for more than 8.0312 seconds,gumboil-it is often vaunted as a plausible theorem that in an eternal universe,with the zepto-quintrillions of plausibility inherent therein,that ANYTHING is possible.
WELL…if that were so,then by definition ‘things that are possible’ have,by definition,to accept that the plausibility and likelihood of one of those [I]‘possibilities’ is that some things are IMpossible - and although seemingly confusing at first reading,it becomes obvious to anyone with the I.Q. of a twig,that,in a universe where ALL things are possible,impossibility becomes one of the possibilities! Quad Etta Demonstandum,impossibility becomes a possibility!
Ok,I’ll simplify it for gumboil…y’see,certain people troll other people.
They’ll even follow their victims from forum to forum.
It’s not possible to stop/catch/trace those trolls,right?
WRONG.
I.P. addresses can be concealed - but not eradicated.
So the IMpossibe,i.e; tracking/tracing a troll,becomes not just possible-but probable…then as more deeply-accentuated tracing equipment is centred on the task,those trolls suddenly find their home addresses placed in full view on various forums,search engines,‘soshul meja’ pages,etc.
Ergo…what trolls thought of as possible…ie;remaining unknown forever-suddenly become IMpossible…
Now,due to our work,the area of govt within which we operate,the particular parameters of electronic conversing and relay within AND without which we operate,tracing/finding trolls is no longer difficult. As proved by the name/address I have on my screen at this moment. [it took three hours,start to finish]
…see,being what bumgud calls ‘undercover ops’ DOES have it’s uses.
I see we still have a lot of unwanted nasal hair around the site and a lot of wind farms - I wonder if there could be a connection made - ’ we blow away unwanted nasal hair for a small scare’?
FIRST-and do TRY to pay attention for more than 8.0312 seconds,gumboil-it is often vaunted as a plausible theorem that in an eternal universe,with the zepto-quintrillions of plausibility inherent therein,that ANYTHING is possible.
oi dat weren’t meez that axxxed that one BUT I’ll take the cop for me mate wots iz name??
maybe yuz readin too fast uncle pugs or still have ya sunnies on??
pist: back in 30 nano fingeez?
Nano Nano
It’s Goodnight from me.
ahh that’s not fair - I just got back!!
Pugsy Bear is at the bar.
…wanna bet?..
[don’t tell 'er-she’ll go all ‘outraged woman’ on us]
tee-hee-hee
We seem to be a bit short on introspection on here, I’ll start, show me mine, and I’ll show me mine.
me me mine and all the worlds a mime and mine and ever for shall be so
out out brief candle lifes but a strutting fool a foolish mime and mine for ever more signifying nothing - yea gads sir is it no less or more a servant be nor ever more shall be so?
puck in some like it lightly!
And so may it remain, it will of course, whilst the constipated mathematicians, fail to work it out.
Delving too deeply into that introspective stuff will only lead to such thoughts as To woof or not too woof that is the question.
Be it on yer own ed 
https://ancientpatriarchs.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/brainwash-masses.jpg?w=192&h=115
I live two lives it seems to be
One is him and t’other is me
One is clever with some good friends
The other’s lifestyle all depends
On what life events come his way
A crisis looms up every day
So which is the one that’s really me
If I’m truthful there’s really three
Of us crowding this muddled psyche
Though acting alone is quite unlikely
Each day we set out all together
In sun and rain, every kind of weather
When on line I greet my fellow fourth
I wouldn’t be without him, of course
He writes in verse and writes in prose
What he means, gosh, no one knows
But mostly he writes from his heart
That is where a travail must start
So I take my hat off to all my friends
From the four of us.
Good morning Possums.
I’m going to post some poems here later.
Blame Gummy Bear, he has been inspiring me.
Well the Panto never started, not the party.
the four faces of robbo heh?
but it is true - one is a work colleague; a wife; a mother; a sister; a grandmother ;the fat lady in the circus; a socialite etc etc - many faces with all different portrayals - and which of course is the real one?
Crikey Young Robert is back.
We posted at the same time.
Did he say he had four heads?
I’m off, this scary.:shock:
Thanks RJ. certainly food for thought there. Old Will who knew a thing or two got it near the mark in As you like it ,
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts.
Not at all Pugsy Bear.
Are you in a different time zone to me???
Well…yes…but not in the way you imagine,Sweet Lady.
For,y’see,here on Puggy Island [no,not it’s real name,gumboil. #sigh]
there has been a strange phenomenonemonthingy called ‘‘scientific & mechanical progress’’. Y’see,here in the 20th century,as we make plans for the forthcoming Millenium Party,we have things which those living in '‘Ooh-arr’'shire would find it hard to even imagine. Yes,we have advanced technology of the latest/greatest here,such as tv,a radio without a dial that works by pressing buttons,CB radio…and even vans & cars so advanced in technology they need a mere THREE wheels! [yes,gummy,you guessed. The Reliant Regal,as seen in 'Only Fools And Horses] That van,the absolute last word in amazingly efficient,up-to-date technology and engineering is actually in use,here on Puggy island! In fact,there is even conjecture that it may soon be possible to send a manned flight to the Moon! So don’t think for one moment that you lot down there in Dorrrrrsetshoire,growing acres of tins for tomatoes and pretending one should put the cream on BEFORE the jam,when eating a scone [oh,you HEATHENS!] are more advanced than us,because WE even have telephone boxes just across the causeway on the mainland,that,for tuppence,will allow a person to ring ANYWHERE! [well,you have to press ‘button A’ when they answer,but that’s fine,because if they DON’T answer,pressing button B gives you your money back! Eh? How good is THAT!!!
Ohhh,yes - here in the epicentre of advanced 20th Century technology,we’re even being told we may soon have colour tv!!!
HA! SUFFER,Dorrrrsetshoire!
Pugsy Bear I knew it!!!
You are Bear Grylls:mrgreen:
Best go and recycle your water works it’s afternoon tea time.
DorsetSHIRE we have no Shire. Well only in the Summer, in the form of horses.
I always wonder why they on sea, it should be beside the sea.
If I go into the New Forest, I have no signal!:shock:
Easy to get lost methinks. I just ask the ponies.