Oh the games people play now
Every night and every day now
Never meaning what they say now
Never saying what they mean
Cause they’ve given up their sanity
For their pride and their vanity
Turns their back on humanity
And they don’t give a da da da da da
(me and joe south)
yep we like playin games around here - nothing serious - you’ll get used to us eventually - we don’t do serious scribbles!! :-D:-D right Jem ??
We do not Gummy, all to be taken with plenty of salt, this old thread had a strange habit of finding it’s own way back to it’s roots, nonsense scribbles. terrible jokes, makie up poems, and memories taken from the minds of a group of old geezers and geezerettes. I have to say that I’m very grateful to you all for keeping the real dirt out of the thread-Politics.;-)
Where are ya going with your 4 paragraphs face on ya? I never wrote 4 paragraphs in me life.
Yes I maintain a keen interest about the goings on in the hardware store and you my lovesick friend, it bleeds me to see your poor flowery heart broken like that.
I ran out of sandpaper as I was sanding the door
So a quick trip was needed to the hardware store
I jumped into my jeep and headed for town
Careful to check that the wife wasn’t around
Theres a girl there who cures all my blues
She waits at the counter, amongst the nails and the screws
The manager is a bad ‘un, he spent some time in the slammer
But he gave me a bargain on a steel claw hammer
Have to go home now, it’s a dodgy little caper
Telling the wife I’ve run out of more sandpaper.
Oh Jem that made me laugh.
Talking about games, I was explaining to my boys about lemmings, do you remember that puter game?
Well I found this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOs8MaR1YM
I was amazed, then it doesn’t take much to get me giggling.
Likewise Sweetie, in the old days, it didn’t take me much to get me Gigging.
quiet around here tonight ? - wot have yu been doin spittie?
did ya ever go to the high school hop and check out the bobby socks in town?
Nothing, I am positively Teeming.
There is an “I” in Teeming.
and what can I do with 23 steel claw hammers ; 105 assorted screw drivers and 19 trolleys?? and 15 jackhammers - IS THERE ANYONE HERE INTERESTED IN TRADING FOR JACK HAMMERS??
I may not be a team player, but, if it helps in your indiscretion, I’ll take the hardware but, you’ll have to Bugger Jack Hammers.
makes ya wonder don’t it just when a website can even afford a ‘trash can’ - where does it go now - NO not in leisurely scribbles - this is for old HB pencils and worn down rubbers [no not that kind spittie - the ones that …oh never mind] !
So that’s how they make Lemming squash.
Robinson’s would like you to know that the juice of 6 whole Lemmings go into each bottle of their Lemming squash.
I remember Fred the Shed Spitty, nice fella.
There was an American chap I liked a lot too, Eyes of the Painter, he always had some thought provoking posts, great imagination. Who knows, they may wander back again someday.
Where would we be if we hadn’t got imagination? I read somewhere that anything one can imagine has to be possible otherwise it would not enter into the human mind. I find that hard to believe, I’m always trying to imagine the missus dressed in a bikini and looking like Marilyn Monroe but it just doesn’t happen. :shock:
you gone off jackhammers spittie - that is a surprise - mind you the brain can only take so much shakin and there’s a lot of shakin goin on in here mon!! - you could try a high powered circular saw next - great for removing ingrown toenails!!:-p
or is that an angle grinder - great for all steep inclines - well if ya so inclined that is ? does someone speak in sanity around here I keep hearing an echo??
yea well take dreams ? - yea you can take 'em - they always lead me down the wrong path and I wake up living in a tent?:shock:
I revisited my mortar board today, it was hard work but most gratifying.
That is very Boyish.
the original boys own - own by meself by cliff??
Who remembers that famous bricklayer called “Jacking up Jack”? He was forever packing up jobs and moving on for better money. A reporter from the BBC was sent to a building site to interview him, when he got there Jack was way up on a scaffold, the reported called up to him “Hey you!, are you Jacking up Jack” “Yeah, hang on a minute and I’ll be down for me cards”
What happened to Hybollock Jack, that is a crowd pleaser.
you haven’t been to confessions yet az ya Jem - wait till fadder murphy catches up wiv yu!:shock:
