I smell a rat gumbud (pun intended).
Silverstein also wrote that interesting song Boy named Sue so you can see the shoe connection…I think 
Hole in My Shoe
Traffic
I looked to the sky
Where an elephant’s eye
Was looking at me
From a bubblegum tree
And all that I knew
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)
I walked through a field
That just wasn’t real
Where a hundred tin soldiers
Would shoot at my shoulder
And all that I knew
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)
(I climbed on the back of a giant albatross
Which flew through a crack in the cloud
To a…
Robert if those song words of that Traffic hit were about something OTHER than LSD please tell me or I will have to ask our Pugs, my font of eternal scribbler wisdom .
nah same misunderstanding as Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - pure unadulterated poetry
Y’know,gumbuddy-sex with two,is a twosome.
Sex with three,is a threesome.
…no wonder people keep telling you you’re a handsome fella…
Now gimme my leather handcuffs back,you ROTTER!
I learn something new everyday.
by
Ok-I have an item of news.
My weird Italian mate has fallen in love with,of all things,an EEL!
…I told him,“That’s a Moray”…
You mad fool.
I’m going back to my bar.
Hold on!
It has been crazy there.
Ok…here’s a bit of advice for you all.
Ready?
…advi…
OH-HIYA Sweets…how’s your sunburn,hon? xxx
No looking.
I’m going now.
See you soon Pugsy Bear. X
I still remember this,though it was years ago,when I was a broke student at uni.
I worked part-time ar a warehouse.
One day,I asked my boss where he wanted me to place a massive roll of bubble-wrap. He said “Oh,just pop it in the storeroom”. It took me over 3 hours,but I got it all done-every single bit of it.
As I’m now banned from both the physics forums I’ve belonged to for years,I’ve joined Thesaurus Club. 1st rule of Thesaurus Club-you don’t talk about,discuss,imply,impute,refer to,intimate,allude to,converse about or mention Thesaurus Club. Fairy Nuff,I thought…
…yes…I’m bored…
I’ve just been reading [coz I can] a book titled ‘You are what you eat’.
Oh,yes?. Really?
Because,I don’t recall eating any legends!
[you may touch my garments,you peasants,but don’t fondle]
Ok-yes,I’m really bored. Sorry for the above stuff.
I’ll go play guitar in the sun and give you some peace.
Ok…just a quick random thought;
…how come ‘phonetic’ isn’t spelled the way it sounds??
[SORRY…I promise I’m gone now…honest…]
Banned by the Beeb. The song title even forms the acronym LSD although our whiter than white John swore blind he got the idea from his 4 year old sons drawing.
Yeah right. Pure unadulterated clap trap 
Pennsylvania 6000
Watch out all bears!
I have just met Butlins own Billy Bear!