don’t you mean to propagate or watergate??
No, I mean to substantiate and repatriate.
ah I see sort of integrate and assassinate??
No no, best to congregate, designate, then evacuate before you disintegrate.
I was sitting out in the sun house yesterday catching the few sun rays that were available, when you live in Ireland you are grateful for small mercies where the weather is concerned. I suddenly had a sentimental moment, I seldom get these now that I’m a crusty old git, so I wired up You tube to the speakers and started playing romantic hits of the 60/70s. I then opened a bottle of cold Guinness from the cooler box, lit a medium sized cigar and called the wife out to join me, love was in the air.
I’m becoming lazier by the day so I use a walkie talkie for the purpose of summoning her royal highness, it went something like this “Hello Philly, I have the music and the drinks all set up out here, want to come out and remember old times?, do you roger, over” A long minute passes then “Would yeh ever feck off with yerself, I’m busy making the dinner, go roger yerself, over and out” :shock:
I don’t like getting sentimental, it only leads to abuse.
somehow most women just don’t like cigars! what are your favourites old chap?
More, Assimilate and Exasperate.
have we mentioned infiltrate and decimate??
No, we need to participate, and consolidate.
how conflagilate and masturbate? or populate and copulate?
Nah, just confiscate and regurgitate.
OK time to spit it out and bin it?
Naaaah…just prestidigitate and confabulate.
have we done circumnavigate perambulate?
It may be time to permeate, then gesticulate.
I don’t think so, but shouldn’t it be , infiltrate, dominate and then decimate? after you consummate of course.
You fellows certainly know the big words, thank God I haven’t a clue what your all on about, I might make a blunder and say the wrong thing, I just go along with the flow, ignorance is bliss.
About the cigars.
Ever since the son bought me a box of Montecristo Dantes back in 2005 they have been my favourite, I get them from Fox’s in Grafton Street. but not having experienced many brands like yourself Gummy, well travelled man that you are, I would not be in a position to judge a good cigar. I’m mostly a cigarette smoker but I find the odd cigar very satisfying and relaxing on occasion, and you’re bang on there, the missus hates the smell of them.
well I smoke what ever I can get but the laddie is the expert and he know buys them for me direct from USA often for $5 each but if the custom dogs smell them out then it doubles the price - but still cheap as the same in OZ to buy would be $25-30 [bastards] !
well we could nominate and exterminate ?
Ah,you say that NOW,gumbud-but well I recall the time I sat my baccalaureate.
I was told it was required, that I may circumstantiate my educational abilities.
[which were few…sigh…]
But when I told the uppity invigilator I would not allow him to transilluminate MY mind,as HIS cranium was no more than a pseudocoelomate…he burst into tears!
…thus,I never attainted archiepiscopate position…[double sigh]
never mind I am sure you will get over it!
My two gay friends Gerald and Michael were having harsh words in the local today, very upsetting to see the pair having a row, they are usually very happy when having a pint with us old lads, they ask a lot of questions about days of yore, both have a very quick sense of humour and often tell us a few gay jokes, can’t say I get them all, me being so innocent I don’t know half the stuff folks get up to these days, but they were not in a funny mood today.
Gerald was rabbiting on to the Michael fella about the house being untidy, dishes left unwashed, beds not made properly, and a host of other things, Michael was angry and on the verge of tears when he interrupted him. “How very gruel of you Gerald, how could you!, between hovering, cooking, shopping, and everything else I don’t get time to wipe my arse” “And that’s another thing I want to talk to you about” Says Gerald.
Terrible to see folks who love each arguing ain’t it.;-)