and Brighton
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Bognor looks great actually!
Bognor Regis Webcam - Official Live webcam of Bognor Regis Beach
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NO skinny dipping i see
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You need to consult George.
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Who is George? Is he going skinny dipping in Bognor? My goodness, folk down south are terribly adventurous!
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Ging George the Fiveth. His last words were allegedly, âBugger Bognorâ, although according to his personal physicianâs private journal they were actually, âGod damn youâ.
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Ahh thankyou kindly. I shall go about my day with this new knowledge 
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Remember, knowledge is power, so use it wisely.
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havenât used mine yet
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I once stayed in a guest house in Bognor with my daughter. It was summer, circa 2013 but the interior of this guest house was stuck in a weird combo of1950s/1980âs timewarp.
It was creepy beyond words (these were the days before I joined TripAdvisor and Booking.com btw!). The beds had pink candlewick bedcovers on them and the carpets everywhere were psychedelic. Every spare shelf, windowsill and mantelpiece was stuffed full of dolls. Many were faded, some were ancient but most were those ghastly, Pierrot clown dolls.
We headed for a nightcap (and some Dutch courage) at the âbarâ upon our return from an actually, very pleasant walk and meal in Bognor Central and found one dark, wood table, psychedelic carpet #5, pretend, tropical plants and some empty bird cages! 
If you would care to hazard a guess as to whether they had any choices of wine and size of glass it wouldnât take you long to come up the correct answer.
The lyrics of a famous song kept echoing through my head.
âW havenât had that spirit here since 1969â
Luckily for us it wasnât a case of âYou can check out anytime you like but you can never leaveâ. We feigned a family emergency the day after arrival. We had to pay for an extra night due to the short notice but it was one of the easiest payments Iâve ever had to make.
Sorry Bognor, you were lovely but I wouldn"t go within 20 miles of that Guest house ever again!!!
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Rhian, if only John Cleese/TV producers had come across that place instead of the hotel in Torquay, Fawlty Towers might have been a completely different programme!
I, however, have never been to Bognor.
On another matter, I am having problems accessing some websites. Several times I have been presented with a tick-box asking me to confirm that I am not a Robert, but itâs my middle name. Should I cheat and tell a porkie-pie?
Everyone here would have to admit to having a little bit of Robert in them.
the websites down under just ask " are you a plonker" ?
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i remember some guy galliantly claiming he had started this thread and why and just because some of his bestest friends have left he neglects those remaining? swanning off to galway bay all the time / can we have a bit of management around here occasionaly and a few utubes which are so easy to embed these days? everyone else is making an effort except the owner - wot has he been phylllistined?
Not everyone has gumption gumbud, that is a fact, some are just dabblers, that is the way it is. 
Just wait for the parade. 
hope its not gonna rain on this parade then? i remember the old times full of bounce and the occasional sound of a jackhammer called spittinfumes!
Canât speak for the other providers, this one does no longer start a job where there is a possibility that the time frame will not allow completion, we are now in real time.
real time gettoff it âŠtry time travellers and through the wormhole with morgan the organ!
canât beat a good dabble
Time is too short for Monkey Business.