Leisurely Scribbles (Part 2)

@spitfire - well I 've heard about folks with their durealia gears charging about the countryside but what you are suggestin sounds interesting now let me get this right - this is just you and your surly can [sur ron]; traversing the length and breadth of the british isles [ well at least to start with ?] is there a van involved with a driver by any chance? will there be any filming rights at all?

ps and just realized you don’t even have to pedal do ya?

pps and now do we have to call you Sir Ron?

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Our internet connection was down for a couple of days, it seems two of the main feeder boxes (or whatever they are called) in our area were badly vandalised, yards of heavy cable destroyed too, some poor fella probably lost his rag when he got knocked off for not paying his contribution, anyway the cost keeps going up all the time. :wink: :smiley:
I’ve just got back from the local and chanced to see was it back on and hey presto! it was.
Almost all the covid restrictions were lifted today over here, things are looking up at last. :smiley:

Who was that idiot who said “What goes up must come down”. Obviously there were no internet providers around when he said that. :laughing:


Remember “One Man and his Dog”? well now we can look forward to “One Man and his Sur Ron”, can’t wait for the finished documentary to be shown, thrilling times ahead, as we used to write on the envelopes of our valentine cards to the girls “Postman postman don’t be slow, be like Elvis and go man go” Best of luck dear boy, as RJ would say.


The English language keeps changing all the time Fruity, I’m baffled when I try to figure out the real old written stuff, I’m also baffled why some of the word purists on forums bother to correct posters on their grammar, oneupmanship I suppose.


Speaking of language.
I came upon a word I hadn’t heard for a very long time, it was in a story by Agatha Christie written in the 1930’s, the word was ‘underling’, and it was used by a wealthy businessman “I’m too busy to handle your query now inspector, one of my underlings will see to it”.

Of course to refer to anyone today as an underling would not be tolerated and rightly so, today it’s not about everyone knowing their place, more of a professional title for everyone, our window cleaner will refuse to answer you if you don’t call him a crystal scientist. :wink: :smiley:
Well that’s the way it looks but in reality the old underling thing still exists everywhere.

Distinction abounds in every area of our lives, it always has and always will, changing names and shifting procedure to make it all seem more equal is merely a superficial move, fact is we are all equal in the eyes of the Lord, but not in the eyes of mankind.

I ordered a new pair of trousers from China last week, they arrived yesterday, they are a light shade of grey and I’m very pleased with them, they go well with my new navy blue jacket.
I had to specify that I wanted a button fly, hate zips, they charge a little extra but I didn’t mind, zips are standard everywhere now and if you want buttons you have it make it clear on your order, I also asked for a slightly higher waistband and they duly obliged for another little extra cost.

I watched an old black and white film today “The Set Up” with Robert Ryan.
I was always amused by those high hipped trousers they wore back then, even with a suit the waistband was very high. In all those 30’s/40’s old gangster films they had the high waist trousers with braces, actor Brian Donlevy is a good example, his pants were up to heart, my new pants come just above the belly button. :smiley:

In days of yore and even before
Men had to protect their essentials
High waist bands way above the glands
Ensured immaculate credentials.

When Errol Flynn wasn’t on the gin
He had moments of great expanse
His mind ran free at liberty
But always came back to his pants.

When Buffalo Bill was over the hill
He had to wear waterproof nicks
This could be scary when out on the prairie
And curtailed all his Rodeo tricks. (Jem 2022)

Here’s a grand looking pair of sturdy trousers, ideal for a spot of fencing with Tyrone Power, they sure don’t make ‘em like they used to. :wink: :smiley:
Only problem with these well tailored pants is if you had a sudden attack of the runs, I’m afraid it would be a race against the clock contest to get ‘em off. :laughing:

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Jembo, you have made Gummy so happy tonight. :laughing:

Ha ha!
That makes me so happy too Spitty, far better than being cranky. :smiley:

“It’s so important to make someone happy
Make just one, someone happy
Make just one heart to heart you, you sing to
One smile that cheers you…”

@Jem @spitfire- these two geezers are goin all doo lally ain’t they just - dressing up in high button trousers of yesteryears and riding around on sur ons that you have to transport around in a van?? what is 'appen to those Great British Isles? - when men were like Nelson and splassed the main sail and went off adventuring not struttin about in nancy trousers and ridin on toy bikes called sur ons - oh look at nancy pants riding about on 'is sur on - has that place gawn mad?? I’m sure RJ and Mr Pug would have summit to say about the state of yuz two?

Now give me a quad bike any day or a 4x drive and catch lever to snag the buffalos - mens work - when men are men and women are happy to show it!! I’m sure ya dear ladies both think ya crazy ya must a a couple of roos loose in ya top paddocks??

now just lets calm yuz two geezers down and listen to some good aussie country stuff:

Gummy, you never heard of modern day Dandyism?

no spittie do enlighten ?

Grannys Gunyah in the Gulley - the true story of british resilience against all odds that inspired one of our favorite songsters to write a song!

Grannys guyah in the gully

read the story and be inspired and by one of yours! - if you can view the doco it is well worth it - such a story of adventure and inspiration and here’s the song to go with it:

Read the report Gummy, yes a fine woman Emma, helping folks with mental problems is divine work in my book.
One of Phyllis’s Sisters lost her son to suicide back in the 1990’s, he was 20 years old and he was found hanging from the attic door when she arrived home from work, she never got over that God love her.

Everyone seems to have a project lined up, that’s good to hear, I’m sure Fruitcake is itching to go on something special as soon as the weather improves, he can come up with some great ideas. I’ll be kept busy too with plenty of stuff lined up just as soon as it’s warm enough to get back into harness in me shed.

I found a pen and ink drawing I did in 1972, it’s in the cubism style and it’s called “The Swagman”
I have it on eBay, only one offer so far, it was from a psychiatric specialist who offered to have me certified for free, cheeky bugger who doesn’t know his art from his arse. :wink: :smiley:
There’s a long and sad story behind this piece of art, someday I’ll show it to you and tell you all about it. :wink:

Paris fashion week has just finished and I was looking at the latest men’s fashions, especially at the men’s trousers, alas not a decent pair of britches amongst the whole lot.
Take a look at this lad and the slogan on his T-shirt, is he trying to take the p.ss!, and as for the pants, it looks like they’re already filled with you know what. :laughing:

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OMG, a Geezer should not have to view this, not at this time of night.

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Jembo, I think if Gummy got on the Sur ron, and twisted the throttle to full capacity, he would fill his Britches. :smiley:

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they’re gangin up on me I say gangin up it’s the poms against the aussie pommie backwards!@! now spittie givin Jem some lessons on riding a sur on that would be a sight for sore eyes - "like lads Sir is on his bike again goin brm brm brm - scuse me sir but why is spittie puttin his sur on in that big van - 'well laddie he’s takin is sur on on and on and on for a ride !!

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Think I have the Van, Damme you Gummy. :icon_wink:

@spitfire

please show a pic of your van - we want to remember the palace the sur on lived in!

Tomoz is the procurement day, lets do that then.

@spitfire “K”

G’day and g’daft-ernoon all and one.

There is illness in the house so we have had to go into, repel all boarders mode. It’s bad enough trying to stop the virus without from getting within, but it we are now attempting to stop a bug from within from getting without as well.

You are right Jem about me itching to get out in my workshop and the garden again. I have a small project, a medium project, and a gert big project on my mind, plus of course the general maintenance that comes with being a homeowner.

On the subject of trouserings, I am a zip sort of chap. I do like my pockets though. My cousin/SiL’s MiL has just repaired a pair of summer shorts for me that have eight pockets. I find them perfect for when I go out walking. I always carry my wallet with emergency medical info, lest I collapse somewhere, my phobile moan with tracking enabled for the same reason, hand-kerchiefs, house keys, my trusty little camera to capture the out and about-ness of the outside world, and a tiny note-pad and pencil to record anything of future interest such as forthcoming events that I might espy on my walkabout.

Those trouserings with many buttons look very smart, but are totally impractical for all sorts of reasons, not just if you needed to whip them down when needing to runny to the dunny, but also they just would not fit around my expanding Plimsoll line.

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