Maybe!
just take small steps then, might take longer to get there, so they say
Shower. tickā¦dogs walked. tickā¦2x coffees downed. tickā¦let the day begin.
tick tock the cat ran up the clock, is it that time already
This job could kill a younger man.
glad iām old
People who wait to retire to say bye bye to work are late developer scivers 
sciving is so busy these day, thereās no time for normal anymore
These folks are practising for retirement 
First to be last this evening!
Have an awesome Friday night!
Awesome looks tiring Minnie, anything more relaxing, I,m a sciver
Yes Minx, have you no consideration for Scivers?
good morning and looks like a dry week
car wash this morning, fill up with petrol away in the morning, start of the holiday season innit
down the west coast of Wales, our fav hotel, you get pampered, pampered is needed at this time of year innit
Nowt dry here, got loads of beer, itās Saturday but, got a stint to do today, no point in complaining coz I love it 
the ability to do something is more important than the perception of action, see, free philosophy when ya should be paying time and a half
See, you can be doing a bit a gainful employment, and, all of a sudden you think āwhat am I doing hereā then, you can be on your Hols and, all of a sudden you think āwhat am I doing hereā well, the essential difference is, in the first instance one is earning money, in the second instance, one is spending it
There are other differences of course
Must look for a job on a beach, Donkey Handler maybe?
(Now there is a hook for some comedy innuendo)
I have the perfect beach job for you!
Whatās that all about Alfie ?
Mornin, more suited to Builders Bum than Beach Bum 
Sunday is no excuse for getting lackadaisical, not now itās no longer special, itās now a commercial opportunity so get gathering