he celebrated his 10th anniversary and hasn’t been seen since 
Blister me barnacles - I told you not use GPS rubbish!
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Ahh there you are…who was driving when we crashed, have you weighed the anchor? Where are the crew, do we have a ships engineer, has anyone sorted out the greenfly on the roses? In your own time of course I am in no bloody hurry.
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Will there be karaoke? these are my naughtical party pieces
Variations of “The boy stood on the burning deck…”
and
It was on the good ship Venus…
It was on the Good Ship Venus, by god you should have seen us, the figurehead was a nude in bed etc etc etc, of course there will be karaoke…bring in some dancing girls and chippendales for the ladies…
Not me anyway!
Yes - it’s 6.5 stones.
On a run ashore - mentioned visiting someone’s auntie - Maggie May was her name I think. Oh - and they may do some shopping on the way back - said they needed some more scrubbers.
Don’t know - you were in charge of recruitment!
I see, there does seem to be a lack of saluting and ‘Aye Aye Captain’ in your responses Bosun…this smacks of a breakdown in discipline. I may need to keel haul someone or tie someone to the mast for a good whipping…are you getting my drift ?..…so let’s have more saluting and ‘Aye Aye Capn’ …ok?
Are you threatening me with the cat, Sir?
Damn it - will someone please make these useless Bots walk the plank! I am sick of their interference! Look at this latest piece of tripe …
“You’ve replied to @Vlad 3 times, did you know you could send them a personal message instead?”
Send the Bot to walk the plank! 
And where have you been?
I’ve been banished to Chapter 4 after I ate all the greenfly earlier! Trying to clean up the place and I get chivvied along the story a bit…jeez, no appreciation here at all!
But thats ok…thats fine…if you all can’t cope with a sassy fishy penguin, that is no concern of mine!
Ooooh bloody get you…can you pop out and find Morticia, I think she is in the cast of thousands, it seems we need a ships engineer, something to do with Maritime Regulations.
On it Cap’n, aye, aye…
scuttles off to find the posh pig
thank you bosun
Ahem … I thought I was Bosun?
That’s a mighty fine scuttle for a penguin, do you have a natching one for the coal?
Oh and Captain, (or should that be capstan?), the engine room is on fire.
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I know what I’d like to send the Bots!
Oops sorry I am trying to keep track of what is going on and I am losing the plot
I could loan you a chart and a compass, Sir.
Look I am having enough keeping up with what’s going on, so pop down and squirt some stuff on it like a good chap
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