Jokes for today

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I left my job at the Helium factory today, i won’t tolerate being spoken to in that tone of voice

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Me: Do you remember the fella called Shaw Taylor, he was on a TV programme called Police 5 ?
Mate: Yes i do, he was always exposing thieves selling stolen goods and things
Me: That’s him, apparently he had an accident today
Mate: Oh, what happened?
Me: He fell off the back of a Lorry

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