My mother loved sweets especially “Rolo’s”, when she was asked did she enjoy the packet she just finished she’d lick her lips and say, “I’d eat the Man that made them”:-).
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience
I didn’t realise how big a Frisbee is, then it hit me!
[archery of GB ]
I can picture yer Mother ! :!::-p
Rather like me Wrinkly I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.:shock:
Dont believe everything your told and
dont disbelieve everything your told
Luvvit !
My last boss used to say that, but I don’t think he knew what it meant.
I find double negatives take a bit of unravelling.
When money speaks, truth keeps silent.
My Gran used to say “She’s no better than she should be!”
A fool & his money are soon parted.
Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire
Procrastination is the thief of time
The more modern version of this is
She’s no betta than a wannabe
A fool and his money usually get a good credit rating
Taking the chair lift up two stories
Using a computer can just steal time
I like it!
Here’s a new one “There’s nowt as frustrating, as a computer that’s waiting”
My Grandmother used to say a couple (may have already been put in the thread):
All kippers and curtain
Fur coat and no knickers
and I never understood either of them!
Now gran could say
All McDonalds and Ikea
and
Botox and silicone
I do have a copy of Brewers Phrase and Fable somewhere - I shall see if I can dig it out and see what the kippers and curtains is about!
I wonder if things we say will go down in history in the same way 
Now, what will they be?
Simples
You’ve got to be in it to win it
You know everyfink Brian
‘you know everyfink Brian’… Whos ‘Brian’…
Think this refers to an old advert for Cadbury’s chocolate fingers in which one little boy says to his friend “oh you are clever Brian”.
How about someone being referred to as ‘not having the sense God promised a door knob’?
Luvvit :!: :-p
And thanks re - Brian…:!: