I really meant the first man who ever spoke those words was not a knitting person or hopefully a surgeon.
Sorry, I misunderstood:blush:
No need to apologise to my love. sometimes when you just look at the written word it is hard to get the true meaning:-D
Money isnât everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
That is so true.
If the cows in pastures are all lying down, itâs a sure sign of rain
Donât throw the baby out with the bath water.
See a penny, pick it up.
All day long you will have good luck.
âThe only true wisdom is knowing you know nothingâ
Socrates.
Brides: During your wedding ceremony, put a penny in your shoe for good luck (Hadnât heard that before no wonder my first marriage was a flop)
Make new friends but keep the old for one is silver the other gold.
My cousin used to tell me if you eat in the bathroom you invite the devil to dine on your soul.
My late FIL used to say, âIâve heard ducks fart in long grass beforeââŠloosely translated means, âsorry, Iâm not buying that, what do you take me for?â
Iâd never heard that expression used before, being a SouthernerâŠhe was a Northerner
If you drop a fork on the floor it means youâll get money.
Does it have to be accidentally dropped? 
I hope not I have been dropping forks all night and the sound echos around OFF:-p
May you be in heaven a full half-hour before the devil knows youâre dead.
Does your chewing gum lose itâs flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Just read this one and couldnât resist sharing it
âMay those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.âKeep your friends close but your enemies closer.
Everyday is a gift, thatâs why they call it the present