To be honest I’ve always been a bit of a toff, I only come on here to see how you little people live… 
This seems a good moment to drop in that classic old sketch
with John Cleese and the Two Ronnies.
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I’m so delighted!!!
I always thought I was a scruffbag, living in a not too clean house in need of decorating with threadbare carpets and worn out furniture, now I discover I am posh. Should I put a notification in the local paper?
Well if being mucky is the posh qualification…count me out I’ll stay common as muck…ha ha!.. bit of a contradiction there 
The difference between scruffy rich and scruffy poor is a farm with a hundred acres
Where there’s muck there’s brass
Oh dear, does that mean I’m not posh after all, do I have to go back to being a scruffbag in a shabby house?
I know my place: The lowest of the low; trust level 0. 
Aawwwww, but take heart, you’re an Aficionado!!!
Does anyone else think as I do that all these terms are total cobblers?
I mean what idiot ever thought them up in the first place?
I think the whole Class System is a load of cobblers and I don’t take any notice of it, to be honest.
I just take people as I find them, whether they have Titles /money / land / posh accents or not.
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What have you got against honest shoe makers/repairers?
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Yes, I think it’s all a load of cobblers, and saying so is partly the reason why I haven’t got a trust level.
Well that’s the other part of the reason why I haven’t got a trust level. I implied who I thought that idiot was.
Well what do you expect ?
I expect to be terminated. 
I said terminated, Muddy, not EXTERMINATED. 
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That gave me pause for thought.
Which do I find the most scary: Daleks or Borgs?
(Or Marge?)
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I’m definately Lower Class.
AAAaaarrgh!