Danger, Will Robertson! Danger.
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Quite right tooā¦ thereās some dodgy people about!
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Id make a big pile of Mash and make a mountain out of it .
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Ah our old mate Robbie ! 
I can still recall that day after watching this movie in the cinema & coming out into the bright sunshine.
No movie on TV or Android etc can ever replace the deep pleasure as kids that we got from going to the cinema with our mates.
Saturday afternoons were equally fun at the cinema and particularly engrossing as kids were the āserialsā Short segments of special action āmoviesā Roughly 15-20 minutes of action packed drama was shown & then suddenly interrupted - until the following week at that same cinema where the drama would āsupposedlyā continue from the exact same point that it had ceased the previous week.
HOWEVER that CRITICAL point such as in the aircraft taxying without pilot but with spinning propeller blades & headed directly towards some poor individual tied to a post , was somehow skipped slightly & often therefore had a quite different outcome.
Obviously weād had a week inbetween & so were expected not to have perfect memories. But it was all DAMNED GOOD HARMLESS FUN & ENTERTAINMENT as kids. 
Unfortunately an era now long gone forever 
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If aliens landed close by Iād let them know they cannot park on double yellow lines !
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Well, i certainly wouldnāt be one of those numbskulls who bring out the welcoming flags, oh no, iām not stupid, iāve seen Independence Day 
Iād arm myself with high powered water pistols, well, it is usually something simple that defeats them, like in War of the Worlds, then it was the common cold strain, so yep, i arming me to the hilt 
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What if the alien said take me to your leader?.Sorry mate,thereās none worth meeting with.Youād best go home.
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Have you thought that it could have been the other way round with Covid19ā¦?
The aliens thought they could wipe us out with a virus.
Us humans are resilient thoughā¦Pity about the ones who got vaccinatedā¦
Cheer loudly, their presence would confirm that there is a lifeform superior to us.
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Not if theyāve destroyed their own planet and are looking for somewhere else to liveā¦ 
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Iād advise them to update their antivirus software but steer clear of CrowdStrike if the ships run on MS Windows.
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They would not want this third rock from our sun, unless they could eliminate the pestilent humans.
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An easy solution Cinders, just frighten us to death with tales of doom & gloom, the end of the world, and climate changeā¦Wait a minuteā¦ 
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Show them the Tour Bus >>
And Hide.
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That is hilarious.
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Spaceships must have landed years ago. I worked for aliens for over 40 years.
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