What if the alien said take me to your leader?.Sorry mate,there’s none worth meeting with.You’d best go home.
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Have you thought that it could have been the other way round with Covid19…?
The aliens thought they could wipe us out with a virus.
Us humans are resilient though…Pity about the ones who got vaccinated…
Cheer loudly, their presence would confirm that there is a lifeform superior to us.
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Not if they’ve destroyed their own planet and are looking for somewhere else to live… 
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I’d advise them to update their antivirus software but steer clear of CrowdStrike if the ships run on MS Windows.
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They would not want this third rock from our sun, unless they could eliminate the pestilent humans.
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An easy solution Cinders, just frighten us to death with tales of doom & gloom, the end of the world, and climate change…Wait a minute… 
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Show them the Tour Bus >>
And Hide.
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That is hilarious.
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Spaceships must have landed years ago. I worked for aliens for over 40 years.
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I’d probably act like a bimbo off the telly. Run away screaming, hands in the air, tripping over my un sensible shoes. Then I’d make my way to a dark house or cellar, with no lights on, and hide round a corner, breathing heavily. I’d look around for a suitable weapon, and maybe find a poker that has been handily placed there, raising it to my heaving bosom in both hands. Then a mouse would scurry over my toes, causing me to shriek, giving away my presence.
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Gosh, this should be the first chapter of a very funny book! 
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. Maybe, who knows?
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If a spaceship landed in the UK the occupants would probably speak Russian before it removed Leeds off the map…
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Awwwwwwwww. Not Leeds surely. HQ of TV Channel 4.
The cats outta the bag now. Why all its Presenters are >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cun7BIEK3Eg
Checking who will become the next POTUS. 24/7. Exciting. Or What.
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Yep…Leeds I’m afraid QES, there are so many Ukraine flags flying here, the Russians think it must have something to do with Zelensky, and all the captured Ukrainian tanks have ‘Made in Leeds’ engraved on them… 
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Sounds good to me, bugger the apocalypse. 