Roooooood!!! 
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Ruthio, Actually, I did feel a bit bad posting it but in accordance with the thread title. I thought it would be ok!
I did have a fit of laughing as l typed it! 
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I have to say, Lion Queen is certainly climbing up the ladder to becoming an excellent ‘Thread starter’!
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So did I!! 
I love this thread, no moaning or complaining, just lots of good humour and fun.
And birthday cake!!!
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Thread Queen …hmm doesn’t have the same ring as lion Queen
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You Fake!
You conned us all!
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What about Thread Bear Queen or should that be Thread Bare Queen
I can hear her roaring from here!
When I was a little girl my Dad used to tell me this
Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear,
I’ve often seen her little lamb,
I’ve never seen her bear.
then there was this one,
Mary had a little lamb
it’s fleece as back as charcoal,
and every time it wagged it’s tale
it showed it’s dirty …
Mum wasn’t very pleased to have her little girls going around singing them
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bumhole? hehe
I nearly put the right word but thought better not lolol
he tried to modify it to
Mary had a little lamb
it’s fleece as back as charcoal,
and into Mary’s bread and jam
it’s sooty foot it put.
Mum preferred as to chant that version, but Sis and I didn’t
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This is the one l remember…
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a little duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would… Oh Dear, l can’t remember the rest…
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Decorum
It’s just as well, Artie! 
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I honestly, never remember jokes but some just stick in your mind because they are so shocking!
The other l remember is about, the conductor on the bus and the green bananas!
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I know what it is, it’s ‘quack’ 
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don’t be stupid Wen, that dunt rhyme , she said dUck not dAck haha
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Holy Mary…pray for our sinners.