Glad you took the oppertunaty to impart that logic
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I think you should scale this up
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Before all these PC clean atmosphere directions, we had more tiny particles that partially blocked the suns searing rays/heat, so now the air is somewhat cleaner, more heat hits the earth’s surface. The climate change lobby has only got what it wished for 
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Con-Fuci-Us Did Say.
The Deeper U Trawl. The Colder it gets.
The “2.5 Law” of Thermodynamics,
The Hottest Temp. ALWAYS Flows too the Lowest Temp.
Commonly Known As Ec-To-Therms
ie. The Heat of the Meat is Proportional to a Trawler’s.
Fishy.
Angle of the Dangle. 
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Can’t just blame fish and over fishing, when over farming too many animals, deforestation .
The throwaway lifestyle . Burning of fossil fuels .
It’s an overpopulated world . We have wrecked our future.
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I’m enjoying all these theories … so guys, how do we make it rain?
Dancing? 
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I was going to say cloud seeding 
…but I don’t think we’ve ever done that in the UK.
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Having had a quick Google it would seem that trial cloud seeding took place between 1949 - 1952. It was highly controversial even then. I imagine that the drought situation would have to be very dire for any government to admit that they were actively engaging in a cloud seeding programme. But hey - we live in interesting times!
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more wars, keep the population down, its them that starts them
Checked the heat records in my area. Goes back to 1923 to current records. Last year was great weather wise year. Plenty of rain and two tied record highs. This year, no records yet and not many days ago n the 100’s.
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Rain surely comes from large clouds of vapour. So we need to create large clouds of vapour. And vapour is steam. So we need to boil great quantities of water - build huge fires, use them to heat enormous lengths of steel until white hot, then plunge these into lakes. Again and again and again. Lots of steam which will form lots of clouds. And soon - rain!!
What could possible be wrong with this plan?
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The lakes will have already dried up because of the droughts! 
Yeah, breed more whales.
Bigger fish (mammals) more water movement, cooler seas 
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Not much of a heatwave up here. I read somewhere we have 90 percent of the UK fresh surface water up here in Scotland.
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Yes, I have family in Scotland. The way things are going down here I’m going to ask if I can come up for a holiday…a very long holiday indeed!
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There is no drought in Yorkshire, if the reservoirs are running low it’s because a million new houses have been built in Yorkshire over the last ten years and several Data Centres but no new reservoirs…But the reservoirs are not low as it happens… 
Apparently according to Al Scotland hasn’t always been cold and rainy…
Darn, I just knew there was a tiny flaw in my plan.
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Water supplies are getting low, we need to start diluting the water soon!!
Plan v 2
So we are all aware that certain events frequently suffer from rain washing out some of the event. I can point to Wimbledon and Glastonbury - there will be many other good examples. Perhaps key football fixtures, or fetes, or weddings. All we need to do is reschedule all of these for the same weekend. Job done.