That is true! You don’t think they can spread these germs via our PCs do you? Perhaps I should ask Meg to put a standard question on every man’s post…
Have you shaken hands with John Thomas today, and if so did you wash your hands?
To be safe, do as the Muslims do - place your hand on your heart:
Sweden Muslim woman who refused handshake at job interview wins case
I wash my hands afterwards but have to say that the bits ‘down below’ are kept a lot cleaner than my hands usually are. Hands are touching all sorts of things all the time. Gawd knows what’s on them. I’ll quite often wash my hands before the event for that reason.
So did I … and I never shook hands with him … 
I’ll often wear gloves before cleaning anything, too … 
It always seems pointless to me washing my mitts in a public loo, then having to pull the door open. I tend to use my little finger.
I suppose ‘bladder control’ and ‘the french’ in the same sentence would be a bit silly - wouldn’t it??!!
We use a squirt of Bioguard gel hand sanitizer after coming out of public loos.
Hope that’s for the hands and not the ‘naughty bits’ .:shock:
Just the hands. Remember I’m outside of the toilet by then and rubbing bio gel on the naughty bits would probably be frowned on by the general public.
It’s just the English, the Scots and the French get along just fine thanks to the Auld Alliance
https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofScotland/The-Auld-Alliance-France-Scotland/
Oh, I don’t know Mart - could put a smile on people’s faces (or is it peoples’ faces?) ;-)
Good idea. I think I have some left in the car.
And it would sting. 
It might improve my disco dancing.
