i dont have another 35 years in me…so getting out eventually soon. This is a touchy subject now reading through the chat.
I know people who are single, never married, and appear always happy on Facebook. I am married and also appeared happy when on Facebook 
Life is different through certain lenses. I’ve come to the conclusion, while the grass appears to be greener on the other side, it isn’t. No matter what side of grass I’m going to end up on, I’ve been tremendously blessed with kids and means to provide. Looking forward to happy days.
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It’s a good idea but I would suggest the best way would be like the MOT.
First 3 years are free then after that annual renewal.
Simple procedure, £100 to renew to cover admin, and if the marriage fails either repair or scrap it.
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It’s spelt umbrage actually.
But I have crossed the Humber Bridge 
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I have never crossed the Humber Bridge, at least that’s one inanimate object that won’t be seeking revenge 
Harry Potter…
WHERE DOES UMBRIDGE COME FROM?
Warner Bros.
Dolores Umbridge is introduced in J.K. Rowling’s fifth Harry Potter book, Order of the Phoenix (2003), as a professor sent from the wizarding world’s governing body to oversee the magic school, Hogwarts, which she does with a tyrannical bureaucracy. The character was memorably played by Imelda Staunton in 2007 and 2010 film adaptations of the books.
Umbridge is a much-hated villain in—and out—of the world of Harry Potter, particularly due to her cruelty and loyalty to Lord Voldemort, the evil antagonist of the series. She is characterized as controlling and sadistic, harboring an especial hatred of magical creatures.
In ironic contrast to her personality, Umbridge is fond of wearing old-fashioned, frilly pink clothing and likes to decorate her offices with china plates featuring images of cats.
J.K. Rowling chose the name Dolores Umbridge to reflect her character. Her first name comes from the Latin word for “sorrow” or “pain,” dolor. Umbridge is a play on umbrage (“offense” or “annoyance”), which comes from the Latin umbra (“shade” or “shadow”). The word usually appears in the phrase to take umbrage.
What about Oxbridge?