Coronation Street

I’ve gotta ask … anyone know?
How did Kevin get out of the garage fire?
In one scene he was totally legless, drunk inside a car.
The next time we saw him he was stone cold sober, standing out in the street watching the fire-fighters.

Yes, we thought exactly the same.

Last we saw of him he was in the back of a car, too drunk to know anything. Then in the next scene, with the garage ablaze, he was safe outside.

I also wonder how, when there was all that banging about by Andy - enough to wake the dead never mind the drunk - he was still asleep in the car.

Artistic licence.

Yes Morty, surely if he had staggered out of the car he would have clocked Andy swinging a tin of petrol around. It would have soon sobered him up having to film a scene out of the Towering Inferno.

And he seemed to get drunk pretty quick too, after Phelan slipped a couple of shots of Vodka into his beer. Yea like he couldn’t taste it…Do me a favour.

That’s why I rarely watch it now, too many impossible mistakes.

What I’d like to know is the whereabouts of Mary! Last seen entering Norris’s house at Christmas after changing her mind to go to South Africa with her newly found son. She’s not been mentioned since! :surprised:

I am reliably informed that Norris mistook her for a turkey and ate her !

Maybe Mary and Norris have eloped :lol:

Had Mary’s son gone back to S.A.now?

If you lived in Soap Land, you could rest assured, someone would always notice you redeeming factors.

Don’t matter, even if you are a Shite-hawk.

Norris couldn’t allow Mary to leave him again so he drugged her, tied her up and is keeping her prisoner in the basement of Nick’s Bistro where David was held just a few weeks ago. He has found out about Andy’s indiscretions and blackmailed him to have a copy of the Bistro keys made so he can sneak in there after hours in order to take food and drink in for Mary.

Hey! You should be writing the scripts!

Wow, it all kicked off in Cora last night. I wonder if Phelan’s killed Andy. I would love to get a glimpse of the contents of that laptop after Tracey flashed Luke in the garage…

Tim’s one of the best things that’s happened to the street lately, don’t him and Sally make a good pair…Just like Tracy’s t*ts on that laptop…I would imagine…:lol:

Is that the last we will see of Steph, there are more Coronation Street actors living in Spain [and Portugal] than there are on the show.

The guy who owns the tanning salon needs a slap doesn’t he…He doesn’t want to tangle with ex-army psychopath Gary…Who no doubt will come to Bethany’s aid when he finds out what’s going on…

Chesney’s turning out to be a wet blanket, how thoughtless of him to take the Venus Fly Trap to the Kebab shop. I’d probably die too if I ever ate a Kebab. I reckon Sinead is going to fall in love with young Barlow, he makes her feel special and Chesney will be left with Jemma…Bless…

Who knows OGF, but it could be the case that Jemma is like Hot Chilli Sauce, and Sinead is like Mint Yoghurt, most guys would plump for the Chilli on their meat.

Steph actress has indeed left the soap. Hurrah!!

Comments again on social media saying Phelan never had a mark on him when he arrived to get married! But he does have something suspicious on his shoes!

Lots and lots of people claiming they are now turning off as they hate his character and want him found out and got rid off. I might head that way too.

They have picked so many holes in the scripts, that I agree with them.

The wife reckons he had some blood on his shirt too, though I didn’t see it.

I didn’t notice blood on Phelan"s shirt but he certainly had very muddy shoes. I thought his face looked a bit bruised too, but perhaps that was wishful thinking.

Yes Spitty, I know where you are coming from that’s why I’ve got the hots for Tracey, life would never be boring…Although Leanne used to be a hooker, I bet she knows a thing or two.

Yes Jazzi, I noticed the mud on his shoes, but they are not suggesting that he removed Andy’s body in broad daylight and buried him somewhere are they? Would he have had time? And there were signs of a struggle in the room to suggest that Andy has not done a runner of his own accord. I’ve a feeling that Luke will be looking to give Andy a piece of his mind after treating his sister badly and if he goes to the flat it will look suspicious.
Interesting times in the Street Jazzi, and it is only fiction, so I think I’ll stick with it…

I saw it JB, it was on his sleeve. If there is nothing on that Laptop to incriminate Phelan I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t allow it to be found, where Andy would clearly be seen setting the fire in the garage thereby getting him off the hook…Again!

OGF you won’t be seeing Tracey’s T…s, because Luke deleted it off the Camera.

Andy and Phelan now have “DELL” embossed on their foreheads.:lol: