Coronation Street

Like we need another one parent baby on the street. Any more kids and they might as well show it on CBBC.

Like the other soaps Corrie now has ridiculous, unbelievable story lines. Apparently not only is Lianne pregnant, so is Michelle. I think new writers are needed for all the soaps, they are getting (have got) totally stupid.

How do you know Michelle’s pregnant? Have I missed an episode or are you peeking on spoilers?

I think I could write the script for them :mrgreen:

So you’re guessing then?

On the cover of our TV mag it Michelle is saying, “I want a baby”

I bet I’m guessing right, script writers are very predictable.

I could also write a script for it.
In the first episode a sink hole appears, that causes an earthquake, that then makes an earth slide covering the whole of coronation st and Rossiman st. A fire starts just to finnish it off.
I did not mention the bionic plague or the volcano eruption. That comes later.

I’m waiting to see how long it is before there’s a Down’s syndrome homosexual kiss on the Red Rec

Are you now?!!

Yep, surely it has to happen, the script writers are overly concerned with representing every minority there is, instead of life in general.

Assuming you’re right, and that both Leanne and Michelle are pregnant, presumably both by Steve, perhaps Steve could become a muslim and marry them both!

:023: :lol:

I hadn’t thought of that, it would certainly be different.

And topical!

So now the Cat is out of the Bag from Sarah, that Kylie is the killer. What will Todd do now?

Do we really have to have two beautiful ladies “up the duff” by that IDIOT Steve Macdonald…only in soapland could a bloke as derrrrr as him pull anything better than a used cracker …

The faces he pulls make me cringe in revulsion!!!
Please Corrie get RID!!!

Watching Corrie tonight I was struck by how smooth Liz McDonalds face was.
I reckon she’s had a face lift?

Anybody else think that?

I thought she was looking quite decrepit tonight.

You can’t cheat nature for ever.

I thought Liz looked awful too, last night, but I assumed it was the awful hairstyle.

Sadly I think that all the soaps are so desperate to hang on to viewers, that their story lines are over dramatic and not very believable, as so many disastrous things could not happen in such small communities.

The soaps used to be about everyday life , with a few exciting events from time to time, now it is a new one every week. Down my lane, over the last 30 years, we have had one or two small burglaries but no murders, no neighbours producing illegitimate children, no lethal fires and very few visits from the police.