Coronation Street

Ah thanks Carol! I wonder why I missed that bit?

Oh come on Chesney, Sioban only kissed the bloke when she was drunk…Hell! I’ve kissed more girls than Georgy Porgie! Same outcome!

And what kind of parent calls their child SIOBAN? it’s not even spelt right…

Yeah, but it’s the thought that counts.

The writers of Corrie are really confusing me! At times Mary talks of Mother as if she’s alive, and at others it’s like she’s no longer about! Is she dead? Is she in a nursing home? I don’t remember the woman ever dying, so…what is her status???

She’s in a rocking chair…in the attic.

:lol: Love it … or she’s still inside Scary Mary’s motorhome that was towed away and is still in a yard somewhere incurring hefty daily penalties.
Did she ever go back for it?

She’s a sitting tenant:lol:

No, thought was odd! So did that mean all her possessions were taken away, or had she stored them in Norris’s home? See, we remember these things!

Is someone going to leave the street. Kylie, who issued the killer blow to Callum’s head, Sarah who was being attacked and now along with David are both complicit in his murder should in reality be going down for a stretch at her majesty’s pleasure.
So are they all leaving the street? Or will it never be brought to a proper conclusion thereby accepting that it was indeed the deceased Tony who was responsible.
Come on Corrie, are you saying that ‘Crime does pay?’

I’m not sure about Coronation Street, or at least the minds of the producers and script writers.

The business of the girl in the wheelchair (I’m terrible at names) being charged with drugs offences rings of an overtly PC policy of trying to persuade the government to legislate to make cannabis legal for pain relief.

As for the murder of Callum, I wonder whether it will end up with the murderer and her accomplices being found out, but the sentences being reduced due to mitigation because of Callum trying to rape (or even murder) that other girl (sorry, I’m terrible at names; did I mention that?). Again, a political storyline?

They’ll only be charged with Prevention of the lawful and decent burial of a dead body

Yes, quite possibly. What that girl (I’m not too good a names) did was, I believe, in self defence or at least the defence of another.

Well in that case Tpin, David should be sent down for crimes against acting!

Well we know Kylie (Paula Lane) is leaving but how or when…we don’t know.

Wish Izzy would be locked up! Terrible actress.

Horrible face too, poor girl.

And that copper who got his foot run over by a Wheelchair, what a Wimp.

Ah that might be it Azure, she takes the rap for Callum’s murder and goes down for a stretch, the other two get off with smacked legs.

What about the guy working in Roy’s cafe? Trying to keep the street PC: There are Indian’s, Pakistani’s, Disabled, Downs Syndrome, Mentally Disturbed, Blacks, Old People, Do Gooders, Lesbians, Gays, Addicts, murderers and just the plain dumb…Have I missed anybody?

A black lesbian Hindu with a club foot?
A white lesbian Hindu with 2 clubbed feet?
A paedophile MP?

I’m sure it won’t be too long, though.

:lol: You said it!

Perhaps they get an EU grant for every ‘minority’ they represent.

Just occurred to me that there are no Yorkies on Coronation Street. An oppressed minority if ever I saw one.