Been thinking about this, not that I hate anyone one but a couple of ideas came to me.
An Umbrella that has a lightning rod as the shaft.
Aftershave/Perfume that attracts Bees/Wasps sending them into frenzy.
Bottle of camel pee
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And that’s someone you merely dislike? 
I’d hate to get on your really bad side Bretrick! 
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Yeah, don’t eff with Bretrick
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Wouldn’t dare!!!
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Don’t do dislike, its a bit of a gift.
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Yes. No gift at all, and that’s being fairly generous. 
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Bottle of poison
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Guess it wouldn’t occur to me to give a gift to someone I dislike.
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Oh come on Dachs, do enter the spirit of things
We’ve had electrocution and poisoning, you must have something up your sleeve?
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It just seems that wicked ideas don’t come to me. Well, just in the spirit of things, I might give him/her a Santa boot on St Nicholas’ Day with something disgusting inside but concealed by sweets placed on top.
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Now you’re being NASTY!!!
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Husband had a gross pair of socks from ex brother in law one Xmas…We did return those things to him the following Xmas… 
he said do you know I feel they are familiar to me…He was quite not.mmmm…one Xmas we played cards for pence and do you know what…he cheated he blimin cheated at cards with his own family… 
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wot a great 99p bargain as well…
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Excellent book.
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I shall take your word for it 
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Dulcolax.
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