Bob's Bits.

Yes it is … .the rash and the sneezing and all fall down.

It put me in a reflective mood … I was sitting sipping a cuppa chocolate and watching the pavement people amble by with their mobiles and text necks and wondered …
Why did humans start to walk upright and erect when now we’re all starting to hunch forward again?
And why did we lose all that body hair? Global warming all those millenium ago??
I know it’s daft … I just ponder these things sometimes.

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Indeed, it is weird. Having lost our fur, we then started killing other animals to nick theirs.

:rofl: I never thought of it like that!
Strange to think we have a common ancestor with hairy little chimps.

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I pity the chimps, who simultaneously have a common ancestor with us :wink::grimacing::grimacing:

See you’ve done it again … the alternaibe viewpoint.

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Morty, my friend. I’ve noticed a few more than usual typos of late. Have your thumbs grown thicker, the keys narrower, or something else?

Never a criticism. Just a concerned observation. :heart:

I’m sorry Morty, but I don’t think we have anything to do with Chimps, rang atangs or monkeys…
And I don’t think we lost our hair at all…I don’t think we had any to start with… :009:
The human species is like no other living thing on this planet…all this evolution stuff is just bollox.
I challenge the conventional, because nobody really knows, but think they do…
It wouldn’t be the first time that science got it wrong.
But that’s just me…
:man_shrugging:

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Yep, Monkey Business, more like :grin:

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In the beginning there was nothing, but hey presto, Yorkshire suddenly t’appened all was t’good with t’bats and t’balls…

Give over Foxy.

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“Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow!” An pretty Maids!

My Mum and Dad told me I was found under a gooseberry bush. I still believe that. Not so many people have gooseberry bushes in their gardens these days and that’s why the native population is going down! :slight_smile:

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Ha Ha you can all scoff…
But it’s true ah tell ya!
:face_with_monocle:

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Would you accept that average human heights have increased over the last couple of centuries?

Only because nutrition is better these days and people are a lot less active with less manual work (blame the motor car and TV for the more sedentary shape) so they are also fatter.
Feed a plant with phosphates and nitrates and it will grow substantially bigger and healthier.
This is not evolution… :009:

So humans have adapted to changes.

That is evolution

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:face_with_hand_over_mouth: Weren’t we once an ameoba thingy that crawled out of the sea.
Mind, it was a while ago, way before the Industrial Revolution and Jesus and all that stuff. Even us dinosaurs won’t remember it.

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Here’s Foxy’s interpretation of when that happened…

No subsequent evolution required. :grimacing::grimacing:

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That evolutionary masterpeice is wearing a watch! And much more than a fig leaf … has he escaped from Eden?

He doesn’t seem to have much of a lunch box…
:face_with_hand_over_mouth:
Alternatively, here’s a proper bloke emerging from the sea…

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You forget that since he’s a trained fighter, 007 has trained his genitalia to retract into hiding, like sumo wrestler’s do.

Just to clarify another point - I clicked the like button as a general appreciation of your last post Foxy. I hope that the fact that the button is a heart shape doesn’t give you the wrong idea regarding my feelings of seeing you in your speedos :grimacing::grimacing:

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