I had to google this Rhian and now I want one!
Do women still wear silk stockings or tights ?
Uncomfortable ,cold and hold ups never hold up .
Watch out, JBR, I think you’re heading for I ginormous elephant trap, I fear for you!
When us ladies say don’t “do” pressies we don’t always mean it 
Get at least a card and flowers or you may be in the dog house until your anniversary! 
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Can’t go wrong with red roses 
Something like this perhaps?
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Have a feeling that if JBR gave those to Marge he would end up with them around his neck for the wrong reasons…
That’s along the right lines, but just a tad more shapely for me please … more of a stocking filler 
Oh, don’t worry. After 35 years I am fully versed in the standard expected procedures. Card and flowers go without saying.
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So, are you any nearer coming to a decision yet JBR? 
No, but it isn’t until 2 May, so I have time to think about it.
Actually, I’ve thought. I’m going diving in the West Pacific soon so I’ll pick up some coral there.
Be careful bringing it through customs.
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Customs? What are they?
I shall be returning via the well-known and unrestricted route of Calais to anywhere on the south Kent coast. I have a small rubber dinghy booked complete with outboard motor.
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So buy her a big coral pink bouquet and a voucher for a pampering session. maybe massage, manicure, pedicure and she could have her nails done coral pink. I often choose that colour for my nails.
That’s a good idea, and something I could arrange quite easily. Sod the coral nails though.
Thank you.
I just give my.wife money so she can get what she wants I a lot easier and keep her happy
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