I’m just Spewing, my Dickhead mate organised a Barbi in the Arvo and decided to invite those Drongos from Woop Woop just so he could Take The Piss.
What Happened? The Drongos were oblivious to his attempts at Taking the Piss and smiled the whole Effin time.
Rather than being Chockers in the Grey Matter Department, turns out they were Defo a few Sheep Short in the Top Paddock.
Gosh,it’s like listening to the toffs in the royal enclosure at Ascot.
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Ah, not happy then mate 
… can’t wait for the next instalment. 
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Maybe about swatting dunny budgies in the outhouse? 
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With mates like that Bretrick,who needs enemies.
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