For those of you who don’t want to write paragraphs 
This does work.
I’ve one of these running in another place.
Remember…it’s ten words a post.
It has gone off all sorts of tangents.First line below.
Pick it up from there.
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Delmar and Esyllt,two Welsh farmers,were deeply in love.
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But Delmar was engaged to Arwen a fierce powerful woman
(Does it have to be exactly 10 or is it 10 and under?)
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and Delmar also loved his tractor and dogs Ben, Woofer
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Exactly ten…trust me.It works!
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But as long as Arwen was unsuspecting,he was happy.
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All was going well until that one hot Sunday afternoon
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That Arwen noticed Delmar stuffing something down his corduroy trousers
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And It really was something that she could not ignore.
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And neither could he, a large bunch of prickly roses
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His hideously contorted face somewhat reminiscent of a medieval gargoyle
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he jumped on his tractor, and went into town nearby
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Arwen followed surreptitiously suspicious of the destination of the roses
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He pulled into the car park near where Esyllt worked.
wearing his best blue overalls and mud coated welly bobs
Which Esyllt,for some unknown reason,found really,really
sexy.
sorry but these welsh names, i dunno which is male or females ??
Arwen and Esyllt are female 
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He extracted the roses and presented them proudly to Esyllt
Unfortunately the actual blooms had gone leaving just the stalks
And so Esyllt collapsed in fits of really hysterical laughter.