Actually they don’t! (I googled it —)
I thought that was something some dogs do.
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My Nan and Grandad had the Guardian Newspaper cut into squares hanging from string.
We use thick 3ply with coconut smell.
Rule 34 for starters —
Ey? What have I said now??
Errrrrrgggg…That’s the last time I steal Mrs Foxes chocolates…
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The origin of the saying ‘ getting the wrong end of the stick ‘
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Yes but most Asian bathrooms are awash with water and no one ever says how they dry off .
Good point, Muddy.
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In Mustapha’s house, it was a towel; it was loo paper in the hotel rooms.
That’s the best thing for the Guardian. Cut it up before reading it, preferably.
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@Percy_Vere , Ugh! Soggy loo paper ?
Not for me, May be they should mount the electric hand dryers a bit lower
down ? Then they could be multi purpose !!
Donkeyman! 
Too late. Multi- feature bidets can be bought that incorporate a sorta hot (warm) air heater to dry where has been washed.
Just a thought, buy the very cheap single ply, and fold it four times, now i don,t think they sell four ply
I should get paid for these ideas
@The_Artful_Todger , Aahg shame, l had visions of rows of arses
pointed skywards in the public loos !!
Donkeyman! 
4-ply toilet paper is available at all good outlets including Lidl and Aldi.
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I never knew there was 4-ply either, Percy.
I buy 3-ply quilted, and 3 ply boxes of tissues, too, but 4-ply? No wonder sewers get blocked! 
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I like to live dangerously, 2 ply is quite enough for me.
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Wow. You certainly do like living life on the edge, Bruce. 
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So do we. I buy multipacks of tissues though rather than in boxes.
Cling film is better than all this paper tissue. It’s readily washable.