I know you that there are cultural differences between our countries, but I really don’t understand why you all expect your vegetables to wear clothes.
I can’t even imagine what it must be like to get melon vines through the armholes of shirts and keep hats on tomatoes. Sweaters (jumpers) on cucumbers? Abusive!!!
Further, to exploit naked cacti, fruit and vegetables (the way God intended) by mocking them in shared photographs seems especially cruel.
Sorry, but my tomatoes, eggplants, limes, peppers, and plants will continue to live and thrive as God intended - in all their naked glory! I have every intention of teaching them to be proud of their bodies, while affording them their privacy.
Get those awful clothes off those poor veggies and offer them more respect. For shame!
I know you that there are cultural differences between our countries, but I really don’t understand why you all expect your vegetables to wear clothes.
I can’t even imagine what it must be like to get melon vines through the armholes of shirts and keep hats on tomatoes. Sweaters (jumpers) on cucumbers? Abusive!!!
Further, to exploit naked cacti, fruit and vegetables (the way God intended) by mocking them in shared photographs seems especially cruel.
Sorry, but my tomatoes, eggplants, limes, peppers, and plants will continue to live and thrive as God intended - in all their naked glory! I have every intention of teaching them to be proud of their bodies, while affording them their privacy.
Get those awful clothes off those poor veggies and offer them more respect. For shame!
How cruel to dress vegetables up, there should be a vegetable protection society.
If you have photos of your naked cucumbers or unclothed clematis please do feel free to share
I would, but they are terribly shy!
Bruce
2 May 2021 07:20
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I don’t go naked in my garden but often in my boxers - I have a 6ft fence all round so I don’t frighten the horses.
The lady next door does naked gardening, she’s quite brazen about it, she showed me her clematis, she said she used to like it in the border, but it was best up against the wall, then she asked me how my shaggy soldier was doing, I said it wasn’t as good as my stiffcock which I said would be magnificent this year, she asked about her husbands sticky Willie, I thought it didn’t look good and might benefit from her giving it a hand with some supports, our gardens should be lovely this year
These are all real plant names btw…
That must certainly be my ‘post of the year’ Primus, bloody awesome mate…
Ta, glad it raised a smile
The lady next door does naked gardening, she’s quite brazen about it, she showed me her clematis, she said she used to like it in the border, but it was best up against the wall, then she asked me how my shaggy soldier was doing, I said it wasn’t as good as my stiffcock which I said would be magnificent this year, she asked about her husbands sticky Willie, I thought it didn’t look good and might benefit from her giving it a hand with some supports, our gardens should be lovely this year
These are all real plant names btw…
Now I know what’s really going on in all those “garden shows”
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