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So cold here that nobody would notice.
My Ex used to sunbath naked in the garden, but we where not overlooked.
I’m not sure that subjecting poor innocent plants and wildlife to such a sight as I would undoubtedly make would be entirely fair to them.
Not only that but knowing my luck I could guarantee that were I to participate it would be the only time in years that people were in the field at the bottom (no pun intended) of my garden … and there’s only a wire fence so there’s nothing much in the way of protection.
Someone got it Foxy.
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What has always fascinated me is the number of women who cover up here in the UK but have no problem going topless on holiday.
We all know how many minor injuries we can get when gardening, and some people can get more serious ones, so naked gardening seems ridiculous to me!
Don’t forget that tetanus often comes from the soil & can be dangerous, so if your jab is out of date, you may have to go to the hospital and show them your injury, explaining how you got it!
No way Jose .
It’s too blooming cold in the U.K. and when it’s warm there are stingers .
There are these open gardens near us which became quite famous for their naked gardening owners .
Once a month they opened them to the clothing optional public we went we went one day we didn’t realise it’s was a clothing optional day .OMG it was full of mainly naked men who had all sorts of rings etc in funny places .
Poor Mr M was quite shocked and couldn’t get out of there fast enough .
Ah, you saw Prince Albert obviously. 
Bloomin 'eck…see the things I have learned since joining up here! 
Google should be a bit more sensitive!
The lady next door does naked gardening, she’s quite brazen about it, she showed me her clematis, she said she used to like it in the border, but it was best up against the wall, then she asked me how my shaggy soldier was doing, I said it wasn’t as good as my stiffcock which I said would be magnificent this year, she asked about her husbands sticky Willie, I thought it didn’t look good and might benefit from her giving it a hand with some supports, our gardens should be lovely this year
These are all real plant names btw…
I know you that there are cultural differences between our countries, but I really don’t understand why you all expect your vegetables to wear clothes.
I can’t even imagine what it must be like to get melon vines through the armholes of shirts and keep hats on tomatoes. Sweaters (jumpers) on cucumbers? Abusive!!!
Further, to exploit naked cacti, fruit and vegetables (the way God intended) by mocking them in shared photographs seems especially cruel.
Sorry, but my tomatoes, eggplants, limes, peppers, and plants will continue to live and thrive as God intended - in all their naked glory! I have every intention of teaching them to be proud of their bodies, while affording them their privacy.
Get those awful clothes off those poor veggies and offer them more respect. For shame!
How cruel to dress vegetables up, there should be a vegetable protection society.
If you have photos of your naked cucumbers or unclothed clematis please do feel free to share 
I would, but they are terribly shy!
I don’t go naked in my garden but often in my boxers - I have a 6ft fence all round so I don’t frighten the horses.
That must certainly be my ‘post of the year’ Primus, bloody awesome mate…
Ta, glad it raised a smile
Now I know what’s really going on in all those “garden shows” 
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