Erm…
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Guilty as charged, left the “Windows” open last night but it does make your pillow, micro soft.
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You jokes license will be revoked, if they get any worse than that! 
I always sleep with the windows closed…I sometimes sleep naked on top of the duvet and I don’t want any crawling/flying things taking advantage…Humans are acceptable…
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Fit flyscreens, all my windows have them, no chance of bugs and mozzies getting in.
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Erm…
Sleeping with your window might give you a cracking night! 
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Some of these gags are becoming a pane!
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Succubus?
Windows closed, trickle vents open 
Yeah, they make my eyes glaze over 
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Sleeping with my Widow? Not yet thankfully. Not sure I would want to anyway.
Not for me, thanks!
What isn’t Ian?
There are windows for everyone.
Just don’t get me started on windows 11 and nerdy stuff 
I didn’t want you sucking my bus!
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Buses are for suckers!
You wouldn’t last long in Oz without fly screens on the windows.
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Thanks for confirming my suspicions.
You’ll be spending your ten pounds on something else,then?
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Obviously.