All aboard
Astronomers have discovered a habitable planet with water.
With a temperature range of -73 to 46 C.
Named K2-18b
The really good news?
It is a mere 9 quadrillion 
9,460,730,472,580,000.8 km’s from Earth. + or - 100 Billion km’s
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Ok but I’ll have to back home in time to take the dog out.
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Bring pooch with you, don’t forget the doggie daipers. 
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Not a chance mate! 
I start to get all fidgety and claustrophobic on a flight any longer than four hours. It’s not as if you can get off and stretch your legs.
There’s zero chance of me knocking on your front door for a cup of coffee. I’d be a mere shell of the man I once was, a gibbering incoherent wreck. Not entirely dissimilar to the way I am now come to think of it 
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Sense of adventure would be great. Bite the bullet and book a ticket with me. 
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I do believe you’re twisting my arm Bretrick
Okay, as long as I can book one of those luxury reclining seats where the flight hostesses come along and administer a soothing, relaxing head massage before plying me with glass after glass of Moët straight from the ice bucket. I shall be a very merry fellow by the time we reach our destination… bring it on 
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Oh, did I not tell you?
It will take 59 million years to arrive at K2-18b.
But the good news is it will be First Class for as long as we live.
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Trust you to save the good news till last
No matter, I’ve stiffened my resolve there’s no turning back now. Not unless there’s something that catches my my eye on eBay shortly before lift off… Oooh you can’t beat a good bidding sesh!!!
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And you can’t miss out on that fondue set.
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She would enjoy it but it has to be leash free.
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