Men get married so they no longer have a need to make any decisions. 
Ok then … so why do men get divorced?
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So they don’t have to listen to so many decisions.
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Men get married because they need something to do when there is no footie on the box, and it’s too cold and dark to go down to the shed
I thought you could do embroidery anywhere, not just in the shed?
I nearly said something then … but thought, maybe not.
Go on…l dare you… No, l double dare you! 
No! Not biting. I’m only a mere mortal. 
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Nah, that’s wimmen stuff, like cooking and washing up 
…and do my own cooking, washing and cleaning???
I think most blokes can look after themselves these days and know which end of a can opener to use.
That only leaves marrying for money or for love.
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Because it’s just easier.
Men, in my experience…only want a quiet life!
Who can blame them?!!
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Actually I think you’re right there. They often opt for the road of least resistance.
I can just never bring myself to bully them.
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Men get married several times because they like… cake!
Men only get married because they have nothing better to do and the winter nights can get cold
… make an honest woman of her.
That is true, but if we look at the past, we could say the same about women! I can for see a time when roles are reversed, and women are the earners, but men stay home to care for the children & do the housework.
In fact I am already seeing this in some homes! 
Men get married so they don’t have to try so hard any more
Especially the young ones, all that waxing, eye brow plucking and working out must be knackering 
I wonder how many still bother to sack, back and crack once they’ve put a ring on it?
I can’t speak for all men, but in my case it was to spend the rest of my life with the love of my life…
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