“It’s my sister Violet. She’s the one with the Mercedes, sauna, and a musical bidet. Classical of course.”
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Does she have a son called Sheridan?
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Does Violet have room for a pony?
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Sheridan does love to ring his mummy!
There is room for a pony 
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Richard ‘how much does he want?’
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The vicar ‘it’s that Bucket woman!’
Emmet…*clangs piano keys
Elizabeth *rattles tea cup in saucer
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It’s BOUQUET!!!
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Is this the Lady of the House who once said
“ If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s snobbery and one-upmanship. People who try to pretend they’re superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are.”
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