Must be an insurance fiddle!
If any gnomes try to sell you insurance just say no!
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Or you hear one singing ……Show me the way to go gnome .
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Frankie said, welcome to the pleasure Gnome.
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Why do gnomes laugh when they play football…because the grass tickles their armpits
Boom boom 
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Was it a gnome game
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That reminds me …driving through Devon i think it was Bideford , took a wrong turn and ended up in a gnome sanctuary it might have been Gnome World.
Only I could be accidentally kidnapped by gnomes . I felt obliged to make a contribution to be released as it was supposedly a charity 
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Gnome guard I guess
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Where do Gnome’s go when they’re poorly ?
Why, the National Elf Service of course…
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