talkin of the dark web ? - some of them may have been ‘removed’ from places where the sun never shines??
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It won’t work looking to see if they are moved…dont these burglars know these gnomes come to life at night and go walkabout…shifty little chaps they are!
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Not just walkabout, my gnomes went off on a package holiday to Spain, I knew that as I got a pc from them saying so, they came home three weeks later with a Spanish friend & all deeply tanned.
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Hi
They don’t knock on doors for a very simple reason.
Video doorbells or motion sensitive cameras linked to the Cloud.
Images are commonly stored for 3 months.
They are not as stupid as you think.
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We have a small unpainted one (for camouflage purposes) at the back of the house. He’s been on the neighbourhood watch for a number of years now. So let these brightly coloured ones move in and he’ll be the first to spot them!
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What a change. In 2012, people were using garden gnomes embedded with security cameras to safeguard their place.
This was really old school technology. Now people can get mini security cameras that would probably fit on that garden gnome and spy on the burglars. Like one of these.
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Yes and, as it comes up to Christmas and darker evenings, you could enlist support from the plastic reindeer and maybe bring in the big guns with Santa on a sledge!
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Those gnomes are getting hi tech now…before you know ot they will be taking over 
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British Gnome Stores?
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This one was found breaking and entering the house, but he did a runner and I couldn’t catch him…
Wait a minute…He looks like me now…
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" stores wot"??
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I suspect The Gnomes of Zurich could be behind all this shenanigans
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Must be an insurance fiddle!
If any gnomes try to sell you insurance just say no!
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Or you hear one singing ……Show me the way to go gnome .
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Frankie said, welcome to the pleasure Gnome.
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Why do gnomes laugh when they play football…because the grass tickles their armpits
Boom boom 
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Was it a gnome game
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That reminds me …driving through Devon i think it was Bideford , took a wrong turn and ended up in a gnome sanctuary it might have been Gnome World.
Only I could be accidentally kidnapped by gnomes . I felt obliged to make a contribution to be released as it was supposedly a charity 
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Gnome guard I guess
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Where do Gnome’s go when they’re poorly ?
Why, the National Elf Service of course…
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