When your wife asks for diamonds

Buy her a deck of cards…
then duck :laughing:

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Buy her a case of Double Diamond, more diamonds than she could ever wish for

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:rofl: - toooooooo funny. I would suggest duck and look for a quick exit to run.

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My wife already has a huge diamond, it’s me.

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She won’t.

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My BH has stones/rocks she’s collected in the past.Her prized possession is Agate ,I think she would ask for more of that.

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Buy her some Hub Cap diamond star halos

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Then tell her she’s built like a car :laughing:

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Don’t be a cheapskate…

Treat her to twelve of the best.

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Be careful what you ask for …… :scream:

My missus did ask for diamonds once and I brought her a handful of diamonds from the place I worked…
The company I worked for manufactured diamond tooling for industry, I brought her some industrial diamonds that admittedly didn’t look very nice and shiny, but she’s never been short of a glass cutter…
Diamond Dressing Stick

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Don’t forget that A Double Diamond Works Wonders :+1:

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