Why is it that some people do not like mens presents???
This year I did’nt get a visit from father christmas (Due to the illness & being in & out of hospital,
Not a problem, But the wife
(she who must be obeyed) has been really worried about this and she has kept on & on I did’nt get a gift from her,
Again today she asked what I’d really like for a delayed gift ? Some thing special,
I thought I’d kill this problem once and for all and said,
What I’d really like is a few box’s of brass screws,
Well the reply I got was if you think Im buying you a box of screws for a christmas gift you mus be mad,
She continued, And what am I to tell our friends (should they ask) what did you get Daniel for christmas, Oh a few box"s of brass screws,
He has’nt been doing much screwing due to the “cancer” 
The thing is I would use these screws and offten, It is something of use to me and ask any man or woman who’s keen on D,I,Y, Nothing more annoying than to run out of such things when your doing a project?
Do any of our D,I,Y Members agree with me ?
(Better than something you’d not use) Last year i wanted an oil filter removal tool !!! That was a problem when it arrived via mail order because it had a chain attachment and did’nt look very attractive, 
