What's punny today? Dad jokes

This is the thread for puns and dad jokes. Family friendly only.

“I went shopping for cherries and mics the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.”

u/ashalhashim

“You could go ahead and start telling dad jokes now, although since you’re not a real dad yet, that’d be a faux pa.”

u/notonrexmanningday

“The other day a man assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How dairy.”

u/EvilMorganFreeman

Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of “in” is.

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