Having my monthly bath I am once again confronted with the bane of bathing.
My invention would be Foap that Sloats, no no, I mean Float that Soaps, oh, bugger, Old timers disease settling in.
One more try, slowly, think about it one letter at a time, Soap that Floats. Yeah. Got it. Soap that Floats. Face with hand over mouth 
Every Bath Time the Soap ends up hiding at the Bottom of the Bath.
My life would be so much easier with foa, no no, Soap that Floats. 
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Never heard of Soap On A Rope?
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Soap on a rope my friend, soap on a rope, it’s been around for years. 
You can hang it on whatever comes to hand…
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You just beat me to it LD! 
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My mates often said that to me when I asked girls out. They were far too slow and a faint heart never won a fair maiden🤗
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That’s a topic of its own I would imagine !
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A mute button for all of those people who talk total rubbish and gossip.
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One of them radio transmitters that blocks mobile phone reception for use when I go into a cafe or restaurant and I don’t have to listen to incessant ringing, overloud conversations on speaker or some stupid video people insist on playing loud.
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A bar of lava soap. That would take everything off including a few layers of skin.
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Good idea Graham, ban wifi too, and we might see less homeworkers with laptops taking up space in cafes.
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Cell phone jammers are already available. But there are a lot of restrictions on them.
The use of a phone jammer, GPS blocker, or other signal jamming device designed to intentionally block, jam, or interfere with authorized radio communications is a violation of federal law. There are no exemptions for use within a business, classroom, residence, or vehicle.
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Something like the ability to “Beam yourself up”, just like in Star Trek. When you are stuck somewhere trying to get home by train or bus say, how wonderful to get beamed up, straight to your home! 
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That would be the best, get out of any pickle.
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Getting rid of humans would reduce a lot of stress, I would just stick with animals
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