Ooh, soft tipped spuds for maximum pain eh? I’d go for a harder one like Jersey Royal as a warning shot first before moving on to the Maris or King Edward if things turned nasty.
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Well, I wouldn’t want to wander into your house and crash out on the soda after a tin of Special Brew!
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Well as the mighty man (ie Boris) himself may say…“Terminated”
I’d prefer a Black and Decker drill!
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That’s a good one! 
I remember my mum telling me when she was a student in a big international city she had rented a kind of maid room in very chic mansion (very popular among students who were on a tight budget) , they were always located at the top level under the roof, and one day she came back from uni and saw a nice Italian lad shaving in her room. He had entered by the roof window. She was about to scream and he told her ‘’ Please do not worry I am leaving right away I have a job interview and have no bathroom and running water.’’ 
In Britain, we’re not even allowed to shout at them, but we can make the first move, these days, in defence of ourselves, so that’s some small sign of progress. But, we’d better have a damned good story for the police over the next two days, in a holding cell, and in the interview room…or, we’re going to court!
Right in Europe people can not walk around shooting people over like rabbits. 
I would set my cat George onto him… George would nuzzle him to death.
Seriously I would about face straight back out of the house and ring the police…hopefully they would deal with him
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Hi
There is a defence, the CPS hate it.
I was in fear of my life.
You have got to be facing them, no use if they are running away m
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I would have to go outside to check I was in the right house !
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