Santa clause went down a chimney and land in a hearth in a lounge. Waiting for him was a beautiful girl with food and drink for him. Santa said to her " Thank you very much, but I just don’t have the time to stay and eat and drink what you are offering me"
So the young lady stripped completely naked infront of Santa and he watched and change his mind. getting excited he said " I don’t think I can get back up the chimney now".
We found out when my brother decided to look into the family tree - got a copy of our parents marriage certificate and then asked Mum about it. She admitted she was pregnant when they got married but that she didn’t know Dad was engaged to someone else
None, there were many lively debates!!
I am sure every parent in the Western World lied to their children about Santa.
Would that be classed as a white lie or a Great Big Fib?
The biggest lie my parents kept from me was that they disinherited me. It really hurt a lot to discovered that especially considering I’d looked after them for years.
